Claudia Von Geeta Neega ✨👑🌹

Humble with a hint of Kanye

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Smoked his ass 😭😭😭😭

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

THANK YOU

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me anytime a mf I don't like tries to get close to me

[𝕬𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖓 @d1ctatorr]

“you don’t look like you’re hurt”

me the moment i’m alone:

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

when people think you're ignoring them but life has you like this:

[𓅓 @ufw_Anomaly]

Fortunately, I do give up on people. You can’t continuously drain me, disappoint me and disrespect me while still expecting access to me

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[eliz @eliza___v]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

me trying to remember if i actually said that, or they're taking advantage of my poor memory

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

Soon as your mouth starts watering the saxophones are at maximum volume.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home
• sleep

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

There’s this episode of SpongeBob where he starts crying because he doesn’t want to be an adult anymore and just wants his grandma to make him cookies. That’s exactly how I feel right now.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me in public regretting why I came out in the first place

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup on it

[Infern0 Thee Ant 🍋 @InFeRn0AnT]

Even if you don’t live in NYC, please retweet this and get the word out so that the ppl in YOUR city also learn that they too can have politicians who get things done if they mobilize and vote socialist in other elections! 🗣️

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

In Japan, due to the unbearable and sometimes dangerous heat during the summer, this kindergarten has installed a retractable roof so that the children can play in the shade.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

when i say i'm busy this is what i mean

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left opened, loud noises, and people.