Coco Thunder

[Larry King @kingsthings]

I have no desire to eat an artichoke…
#ItsMy2Cents

[Big Rach @googleymoogley]

I've started telling all the guys I match with on Tinder that I'm the baby from the Aaliyah song

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@Windows I'm really digging Windows 10 right now. Great upgrade and lots of nice new features. Thanks for the update

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@Jack_Septic_Eye thanks Jack. Now every time I see Super Hot I do the "sup er hot!" Thing out loud. Shaking my fist at you

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@crylenol @PersianSturgeon: I have now seen Hope Solo's butthole. When can we all admit something is seriously wrong with the Internet.

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@BrianLynch I love all writers

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@BrianLynch known work =/= good work

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@BrianLynch you'd be more upset if you wrote material worth stealing

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@BrianLynch mocking intellectual property is rich coming from a writer

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@BrianLynch @AndyRichter

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@BrianLynch you could give away that joke. If it was yours

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@nice_mustard wtf is this

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@marcmaron I started watching your show yesterday. Hilarious, amazing, at times cripplingly sad, but very human and I love it

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@MicrosoftHelps windows 8 is running super sluggish, not opening anything I'm telling it to, and I can't even open the task manager. #thanks

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@AKBVB @robdelaney new crush/ Rob from Catastrophe

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@AndyRichter wait do you like inflate a worm then run a steel hook through it? Holy shit this is grotesque

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@Kevolution1800 haha stfu

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@Kevolution1800 haha stfu

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@Kevolution1800 haha stfu

[Coco Thunder @PersianSturgeon]

@Kevolution1800 yeah Twitter is definitely the last great bastion of grammar and syntax....