PerskyPuff

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[PerskyPuff @PerskyPuff]

Reason 36 I'm not a pirate: Guys come on how many more reasons will it take I've told you so many times I'm not and I just don't know how to prove it anymore and mayb-

[PerskyPuff @PerskyPuff]

#pokopia #Pokemonartㅤ
"Afternoon nap"
alcohol marker and gel pen collage on cardstock

Been on break from social media working on mental health and life, but things have been looking up and this piece felt worth sharing (^-^)

[Storm™ @dilophosaurid]

"did you get anything"

Motherfucker no. Nobody that wasn't a scalper wasn't able to get anything. Online stock was instantly vaporized by bots. You're behaving like this over clothing, people are scalping and reselling *pop tarts*. You parasites ruined pokemon for everyone.

[maya @bowiessworld]

sigh taps the sign

[alice mijaru @m1jaru]

internet memes in the late 2010s were cool because people wanted to video edit and learn how to photoshop and that was part of the marvel, but now everyone’s just gonna ask an LLM to do everything and that sucks

[Jason YYC @Jason___YYC]

Americans literally told Cuba they would not allow oil to go to Cuban hospitals to keep their power on unless they privatized them with American companies

There isn’t a grave deep enough for these fuckers

[aster 🌼 @themermacorn]

Before you get your “WW3” jokes off—people will die. People will die from US made bombs while we sit untouched and watch through our phones. That is the problem. That is why your joke isn’t fucking funny. Keep it.

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

I wake up to Trump and Israel bombing Iran… hitting a girls elementary school, and now 53 little girls are dead.

That should be the headline, because that’s the reality.

Grown men start a pointless war, while little girls pay the price.

[Ron Shillman @shillman1]

I don’t want a president who’s “just like me.” I want a president who’s smarter than me, more articulate than me, more well-read than me, and better educated than me with the confidence to surround themselves with people smarter, more educated and articulate than they are.

[V Faction @V_Faction]

We've been through this song and dance before

[Jakeneutron @TheJakeneutron]

One night, we caught like the last few minutes of SpongeBob on Nick.

Then it suddenly cut to Nick@Night, to an episode of FRIENDS that starts like THIS

This is why I’ll never hear it about gay ships or characters being shoved down your throat

[Sean McQuillan @luckysean]

He took out a billboard calling an evolutionary biologist a sex worker and superimposed her head onto Miley Cyrus’s body on a wrecking ball. He also ran radio ads harassing people. This isn’t punishment for “not believing in gender ideology” he was quite bluntly being an asshole.

[ger🌭 @gerawaycar]

Fuck…. I can’t pick 😭😭😭 Team USA men’s hockey team ❤️

[Harrison Faulkner @Harry__Faulkner]

Canada’s Para Hockey teams to Canada’s hockey teams:

“Rest now, brothers. We have the watch, and we’ll see you in Valhalla.”

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

15 years ago the entire nation of Canada synced up there piss breaks during the gold medal game. This is what were up against folks we have to lock in Sunday

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

“You attract what you fear” ohhh noooooo not a fuckin break please God nooo

[cass biehn | VESUVIUS out now 🌋 @cassbeewrites]

I have a gaydar but instead of detecting gay people, I use it to sniff out if your fandom origin was in BBC Merlin, Voltron, or AFTG

[. @xtyna_]

take all of crosbys pain multiply it by a billion and give it to the tkachuk brothers

[jordan @mosscircle]

Using the pomodoro method where I grade one paper (5 minutes) then check my phone (25 minutes)

[Angry #CPC Woman Without a Cause @jamchan83]

Funny how Norway comparison always leaves this part out:

Norway taxes oil companies far more aggressively than Alberta ever has.
Norway saves the revenue.
Norway didn’t build its model on perpetual tax cuts.

You can’t demand Norway’s wealth while rejecting Norway’s policies.

[Bev 🇨🇦 @Garnet_2203]

Jamil Jivani has made it clear which country he is working for. And it’s not the country who is paying his salary. He’s a traitor. Why doesn’t he just move back to America?