Non-Hodgkins Menards

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Roughly one-half of the @SigInterruption team.

[Non-Hodgkins Menards @PersonalBeavis]

@JosieStratman

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

LET THE BODIES KEEP THE SCORE

[Non-Hodgkins Menards @PersonalBeavis]

This is going to be the first two-term President named Biden.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Abdul el-Sayed Stan Account @Weasel9100]

You literally defended Swalwell after the allegations came out

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

I feel like because Jack Quaid is the beloved son of Dennis Quaid we also need a deranged evil son of Randy Quaid to serve as his Waluigi

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

you could’ve just told us

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

In the pyrite community we refer to gold as "fool's pyrite"

[Unworthy Hand @kisstheblade_]

The french are a tolerant, broad-minded people, but they will not forgive a president for the crime of not fucking his mistress.

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

it's ableist to say watching porn is bad, people with aphantasia can't picture titties on their own

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

There no peptide for disaplin BTW

[j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ @spermatomancer]

I don't teach hot yoga anymore, now I teach Wet yoga

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

110 year old Turkish grandma shares her secret to long life: ︀︀
"The amulet gives me power”

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Bought two seasons of Seinfeld yesterday. Lovin it.

[Cairo Smith @cairoasmith]

There's a common misconception that Brutalist buildings were unpainted, but thanks to microscopic analysis of the exteriors we can now recreate what they looked like in their prime.

[Ric Flair® @RicFlairNatrBoy]

I Have Apologized, And I Have Retracted Statements. I Have Made Assumptions That Are Incorrect. I Acknowledge Everything That I Have Said. Can We Just Wake Up Tomorrow & Let Ric Flair Be Ric Flair. I Am 77 With A Heart Condition And Nothing Is Ever Guaranteed. Let’s Just All Be At Peace! If You Look At Social Media, People Love To Attack Every Celebrity Online Without Using Their Real Name. I’m Ric Flair. Take Me For Who I Am. The People Who Know Me Know How Hard I’ve Worked My Entire Life To Achieve My Level Of Success. That Is Not Up For Debate. Thank You For Everything! Please Let Me Wake Up Tomorrow And Have My Social Media Screen Be Only Positives. I’m Always Going To Be A Cowboy! WOOOOO!

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

Come on, my brothers and sisters, Sweden has been promised to us!