Alan S. German

Capture. Convince. Convert. Commit.

[Alan S. German @PersuasionAI]

When your teammate is hunched and you get sucker punched, that's AMORES
When the score's not a tie, and the fists start to fly, that's AMORES
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling like boxing - "Vitor Belfort"!
'Signore 'scuzza me, lifetime ban it should be
THAAAAAT'S AMORES!

[Alan S. German @PersuasionAI]

433 winners just happened to guess the correct grand lotto winning combination. The combination just happened to be a perfect arithmetic progression of multiples of 9: 09-18-27-36-45-54.

1 bettor has a 1-in-40 million chance of winning. 433 bettors just beat those odds.

Wow.

[Alan S. German @PersuasionAI]

Wow, majority of the legislators wore Armani today at the SONA.

They used ARMANI to pay for their outfits.

[Alan S. German @PersuasionAI]

It's my 93TH time to scratch my head about that strange LED Billboard.

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Representando a Leni Robredo en España. ¡Dios bendiga a Filipinas!

[Alan S. German @PersuasionAI]

On behalf of a grateful nation, Ma'am: Paalam at salamat sa inyong matapat at mahusay na serbisyo.

SALUDO.

[Alan S. German @PersuasionAI]

Today's mood.

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But I parking car legally so you does not charges me, opiser ser.

[Alan S. German @PersuasionAI]

So, Manila... How did you guys like tonight's traffic?

#BadOldDays #ItGetsWorse

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With a side dish of P20/kilo rice.

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@sufed4ever Yes, it came out shortly after. Buti pa sa presscon kaya niyang mag-attend, sa hearing hindi :(

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I'm pretty darn sure the SUV driver has been out of the country for a loooong time now.

I hope I'm wrong.

[Alan S. German @PersuasionAI]

Disoriented.
Dizzy.
Lightheaded.
Short of breath.

Yup, I've definitely caught the CAROWNER VIRUS.

[Alan S. German @PersuasionAI]

@sufed4ever Indeed he did. I hope Justice prevails in this case.

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@frankarney4 @alonzomenifield I couldn't agree more.

Great win, but manufacturing racism where there was none is just pure and unadulterated bullsh%t. You basically tagged and labeled a guy for being something despicable, when in fact he did nothing to deserve that tag.

I used to be a fan, brother.

[Alan S. German @PersuasionAI]

@raissawriter I swear, she's a Disney villain in disguise.

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@JoelPatong Uhmm... Ano po ba ang sinabi ko tungkol kay Marcos, Jr.?

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Erwin Tulfo once cussed-out DSWD Sec. Rolando Bautista (and threatened to slap him and shove his face into a toilet). Bautista is a highly decorated Lt. Gen; a combat veteran and the former Commanding General of the AFP.

Now Tulfo is about to replace him. Ang sakit.

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@manilabulletin Naku mag Re-react na naman si @IanEsguerra sa Grammar and tense-usage ninyo 😂😂😂