Loui Van Castle

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

@GardenFaithful sometimes I say "seriously the president" when he's spotted at a bears game lol hockey is big in Canada #GoRangers

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

Fuck the habs

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

@Sportsnet why do you insist on airing 24/7 when you censor it, play commercials and delay it for football. Go away we want HBO Canada back.

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

Being awake early is great for looking at big asses jogging #wakenwatch

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

Oh Maria that bra is too small on you

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

I can see my daughter's friend Julie's thong #ha

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

Mmm Donna is rocking a purple bikini #yum

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

I apologize for the lack of tweets I was at the police station. Can you believe I'm a suspect in the neighborhood for invading privacy?

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

Oh Jen your legs astonish me

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

I always slap a woman's ass if she's bent over #whocares

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

Another hot day, another day of neighbors tanning

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

Went over to Melanie's house we wrestled #naked

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

Dreaming about sex

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

Going to grocery stores and bumping my cart "accidentally" into a woman's cart to initiate a conversation

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

Cop on my street... #nospyingtonight

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

Wife is asleep. Time to get into my all black clothing and grab my weapon....binoculars. Lets see what the neighbors are up to

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

As I was walking my dog I noticed a brunette woman changing in her bed room #mysteriouswoman

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

Visited Angela down the street and suggested that she install cameras in her bathroom incase of a robbery #illbewatching

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

Consuming bath salts won't make me eat a face but something else on a females body #yumyum

[Loui Van Castle @PervertedDad]

Just watched some porn