𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜

“Welcome, Welcome~. Enjoy the shop!” | N/SFW | 18+ ahead. || 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

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“𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘳 𝘏𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘊𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘴!”

★ Detailed as you
★ N/SFW

★ Credit to zxvengelxz on Instagram.

★ RT to spread the word.

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

|| fr fr, if i could get a woman like yoruichi, I'd be the happiest mf in the world 😌

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

This is truly a gift, being woken up to or just seeing in general! He loves her round big butt~.

[જᝰ ⸱ᨗᨗᨗ 𝖄𝚘𝚛𝚞 。‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @insxuciant]

Imagine waking up, opening your timeline, and the first thing greeting you is a perfectly round butt. 𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆. Who could possibly be responsible for such shameless behavior?? Mwahaha~ 🐾

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

He's going to head pat Yoruichi soon- the moment he sees her.

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

Yawns. He's so damn tired.

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

Too late.

Love you, Yoruichi~. My forever favorite cat and woman~.

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

Head.

“In fact, this person, make all my problems go away-- no matter how much we have our disagreements!”

Pat pat. Seems he's dropping bread crumbs about who it is. Whilst also keeping his eyes locked onto her golden, beautiful orbs.

How could he tell her how he feels? Hm..

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

“Oh yes. I'd say they're very important. Some say, she is someone I'd risk my life for~.”

Kisuke said in a soft teasing tone before his eyes met her own and a small grin formed at his lips as he walked closer to the dark skin woman.

Before she knew it, his hand was upon her —

[જᝰ ⸱ᨗᨗᨗ 𝖄𝚘𝚛𝚞 。‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @insxuciant]

"Must be someone 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 if Kisuke Urahara's suddenly forgotten how to be subtle~"

Gilded orbs remained knowingly fixed on him.

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

@insxuciant “Mmhm? I do have someone in mind. A couple in fact! But, there's a certain someone, someone really special, actually. A certain, old friend.”

Casually glancing over at Yoruichi, whilst acting as non "suspicious", as he can.

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

Sigh. He's bored and lonely.

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

|| eheheh. Free orbs from only leveling up old characters btw. Got him on my step 4 summon. 😌 blessed.

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

@insxuciant Sometimes, non human things, can be bad. He'd much rather company of a real, person. Some he 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙎 with.

[જᝰ ⸱ᨗᨗᨗ 𝖄𝚘𝚛𝚞 。‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @insxuciant]

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⠀⠀𖣘ﾟ. 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 ✦ .
𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 。
⠀⠀ ྀ 𝐖𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐫
⠀⠀⠀ ━━━━━ 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐄
𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐒.〜 𖠄

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

He really does like the idea of Yoruichi being his, and his only. It does have a nice ring to it~.

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

Oh boy, she had him figured out huh? Guess the, how many years together is finally showing it's effect! She shouldn't worry about what he's planning- more so, worry about the here and now.

“But of course I knew what you meant. It was obvious! Besides... I have always wanted—

[જᝰ ⸱ᨗᨗᨗ 𝖄𝚘𝚛𝚞 。‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @insxuciant]

@PervyHatNClogs ++ exactly what I meant."

Golden eyes dropped pointedly toward the bag as he shook it.

"And now you're trying to lure me in with catnip? My, my. Should I be concerned about what you've been planning while I was away?"

Her grin sharpened.

"… 𝑨𝒍𝒔𝒐, 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕."

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

“Oho. No.. no.. not yet anyways. Why, do you wanna be, hmm~?”

[જᝰ ⸱ᨗᨗᨗ 𝖄𝚘𝚛𝚞 。‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @insxuciant]

"He probably thinks I'm his cat--"

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

@GiseIIeGewelle || i summoned and got Retsu. Smh. And i never got Bleach Jesus, either. Ichigo's real dad lmao

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

Cue him hiding a grin behind his fan before chuckling softly at her response.

“Funny, Yoruichi.. I never said you were 𝙈𝙔 cat now. Seems like you just thought about that, right that second.”

Eyes glaring at the dark skin woman before shaking the bag of catnip slightly. Oops?

[જᝰ ⸱ᨗᨗᨗ 𝖄𝚘𝚛𝚞 。‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ @insxuciant]

Eyes narrowing dangerously at that 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 bag of catnip.

"I turn into a cat. I am not 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 cat, Kisuke."

…She absolutely refuses to explain why she's still staring at it, though-

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

@Akuma_Kiti Oh, look at that. Such a cute way to interact with the catnip~. She's such a good girl and kitty~.

[𝙲𝙴𝙾 𝙾𝚏 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙾𝚠𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 @PervyHatNClogs]

Sigh- shame, he has all this catnip and doesn't know what to do with it.

[daily kisuke @uraharafeed]

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