Some of the comments in my video titled ‘Epic Wet N Squelching Orgasm Followed by Talking About Teeth Filmed Before the Brutal Trip to the Dentist in May’ | xHamster
Oh my fucking goodness! The comments on this are ACE! It’s taken 3 months to be brave enough to share the video after filming it and I was totally expecting some trolling! But I’ve just had love and support. Oh how I love my fans! Such beautiful people!
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@NoContextBrits I only realised yesterday how our PM seems to have modelled himself on Will from the Inbetweeners! He looks like him AND sounds like him. The way he talks and his accent is just so damn similar!
@divediveband @theexactopp If it’s like your gig on 5/5/05 in London, it’ll be a phenomenal day! For that was the gig where you broke the stage. Literally broke the stage in half! Other noteworthy moments: Nigel whipped out a sandwich mid set, I met Holly n Gemma for the 1st time & I missed the last train!
So blimen exciting! To see these guys playing together live again is a dream I never thought would come true! Now we just need half of @SleepingSouls to join forces and do a 20 year anniversary tour for Tilting At Windmills next year. I’d die happy having seen them one more time!
@theexactopp Well well well! That’s my 40th birthday and a rather flipping awesome present to have! I shall pretend you planned it like this all along rather than it being a total coincidence.
@divediveband Oh man, I was literally thinking about this yesterday! I remember seeing that song played live for the first time in July 2005 when I headed up to a Manchester for my first of many gigs there! Was gutted when I read the track listing for the 2nd album & ‘it wasn’t on there’! Hehe
I love it when I’m making a video n then I casually mention marvellously meaty bodies and my pussy goes bonkers! Either by queefing or squirting. Or indeed, my tummy and torso provides you with very visible clues as to how much I love love LOVE fat bodies
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@divediveband @theexactopp @Strummer_Room Epic! I’ve got something in the diary for the 27th (can’t remember what though) so I’m gonna investigate whether it’s feasible with dog sitters n all that jazz. A slot at the Ropemakers in Bridport would be fucking awesome though! Just across the road from where you played before
We're trying to get more stock on the road for the remaining shows... if you're coming to see us head to the merch stand anyway and if we don't have want you want you can grab a 20% discount code to pre-order it in the bandcamp store, if you like.
Hey @MagnaHousing fancy explaining this? I emailed a video of what happens when I flush my one and only loo at the weekend and got this as a response yesterday. Do you honestly think it’s acceptable to leave someone for 3 months with a flooding toilet? Like, what?!
@siobhni STAAAAAAAAAY! Because you’re a breath of fresh air in this modern day shit show we live in. Folks like you, make this shit show bearable! We need funny fuckers to bring us light when all we have is darkness ahead.
Hey @MagnaHousing how are you? I’m on a 2wk holiday but want to extend it by 2-4 wks… I’ve just spent 2hrs on Google & the Magna website trying to find out how long I can be away/leave my my home empty for? Is it 4 wks or 6 wks? Can I get a friend to stay over for me? Or? Help?
⚠️ Yellow weather warning updated ⚠️
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Valid all day Tuesday 16th
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@divediveband A new band?! A NEW BAND?! Oh my, this is bloody exciting. Good luck! Really randomly, I put Tilting At Windmills on yesterday for the first time in ages. And whilst it was playing, a friend in the US randomly sent me a voice note about scapegoats and family dynamics... Weird, eh?
Hey @TruckFestival I’ve got myself a ticket for later this month, but it needs to be a disabled ticket. There wasn’t the option on the Early Bird link & I’ve had no luck with emailing. Either back then or last week. Please help?! I can’t go/get there otherwise…