Pikachu

Extreme sports, extreme challenges, extreme fun. Gijinka and regular Pikachu, who can double as a Bang Baby. Remember those? Bi, Dom, Lit, NC-17.

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

"Anyone seen Ash or Red? I need a word with them. And that word is Chuuu!"

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

@xJustInstinctsx Where does he sign up?

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

@xJustInstinctsx Is he housebroken?

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

@xJustInstinctsx though. Not easily, and it seems Mankeys are the best at it. Because of their handfeet."

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

@xJustInstinctsx "You might not be quick enough on your feet for it, but it is real fun! You just have to jump between cars, trying to get to whatever destination you want the fastest. Though some just prefer riding motorcycles with there feet. Gotta make some modifications for your hot rod,-

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

@xJustInstinctsx probably a lot of baggage for a date. "Then again, I wouldn't be able to do nearly as many things as I do now. Ever tried traffic surfing?" Yes, traffic is probably a strange concept, when the first comes basically only had a single truck in it.

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

@xJustInstinctsx Well, the subject came up, so he had decided to go with it. "Oh, I am having plenty of fun. I simply like the idea of having others who I can teach to have fun and to take care of." Oh dear, it seemed to Pikachu he might as well have said he already had kids. Either way,-

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

@xJustInstinctsx as if it was all a joke and he hadn't in fact creampied in dozens of human and Pokémon butts before realizing it wasn't getting him kids. "When I want a child I'll probably end up adopting."

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

@xJustInstinctsx It was just two guys hanging out. If Pikachu was going to breed him Spark's ankles would be behind his neck. "Don't worry, I know it doesn't work to breed guy and guy. I've tried it enough to know it won't get me a kid, but it is pretty fun trying anyways." His voice was light,-

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

@xJustInstinctsx 100% on your back?" He did hope no one would do anything as ridiculous as giving him a 69 jersey. So overdone. Unlike the 96 on Red's shirt.

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

@xJustInstinctsx Plus the amount of gym badges he helped earn. Of course they did gym badges differently in some of those places. Heck, they had some real bizarre stuff in the Orange Islands. "Sound like you are pretty fertile. Do you ever need to take break as a quarter pack to be-

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

@xJustInstinctsx supply of kids and teens around to make arcades profitable. After all, not like you can recharge your DS out on the trail.

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

@xJustInstinctsx "Great! Maybe we can go see BITE or something like that. First though, maybe we go for a walk? Still some good arcades in the area." Given how many kids were you and about in the world of Pokémon, electronic game systems were a bit less advanced, and there was a steady-

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

@xJustInstinctsx Wouldn't want to take him to a film that frightened him or anything. The poor blond would spent the entirety of it with his face either in Pikachus's shoulder, chest, or lap. The last one being a choking hazard.

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

@xJustInstinctsx Spark thought this was good? Wait until Pikachu actually worked out in an attempt to be more alluring, rather than it just being a natural progression of his love of sports. "Any food allergies I should know about? And any film genres you really don't like?"-

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

@xJustInstinctsx below, and ESPECIALLY behind, but he was responsible. "First, can I get your PokeGear number?" Had to insert his new booty call into his little black book.

[Pikachu @PeskyPikachu]

@xJustInstinctsx Always confusing when a species both laid eggs and produced milk. Well, if a Miltank could do it, then a Dilftank could do it. "Think you might want to catch dinner and a movie sometime?" Pikachu wasn't a sort to dine and dash. He may knock up people left, right, above-