Pet Rock

I'm the lowest maintenance pet you'll ever own.

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How to give your Pet Rock a Name: http://tinyurl.com/d5sf3k

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What the Shale. Sat around and gathered some moss.

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Rocking out to some Neil Young this morning.

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Ovechkin rocked the NHL All Star Game.

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Feeling a little stoned. Wonder what's in the kitchen. Can someone give me a lift?

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Hey! We got a mention in the Orlando Sentinel this morning: http://tinyurl.com/a2a783

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Hope you don't find yourself between Me and a Hard Place today. Srlsy. I'll mess you up.

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In the mood for some Def Leppard. "Rock of Ages."

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Rock, Paper, Scissors... I don't get it. I mean, I can TOTALLY kick paper's tail. No WAY he can cover me.

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Favorite Song: "Stone Cold" by Ronny James Dio.

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Look at Me! I'm Published! http://tinyurl.com/89z4lc

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Hello. I'm a Rock. My hobbies are sitting, sunning, and hanging around the house.