Pet Shop Worker

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[Pet Shop Worker @PetShopWorker]

Would you like any egg crate or paper towel in with your crickets?

"*laughs* oh no, that's okay, they're going right in"

[Pet Shop Worker @PetShopWorker]

"Does it matter what color gravel I put in my tank?"
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No...?

[Pet Shop Worker @PetShopWorker]

"If i put a betta in water that's too cold, will it be ok?"

It might die if it's too cold

"I've planned to get a betta, so will it be ok?"

[Pet Shop Worker @PetShopWorker]

I'm not here to babysit you while you hold a ferret. If you're not buying one, give it back so that I can do something productive. Kthx.

[Pet Shop Worker @PetShopWorker]

"So can bunnies and ferrets be caged together?"

You obviously don't realize ferrets are usually bred to hunt rabbits.

[Pet Shop Worker @PetShopWorker]

"Excuse me, do you work here?"

Can I say no, and then never talk to humans again?