AST Pet Support Suit

Launched in 2006, we've helped thousands of pets overcome mobility challenges with our custom Pet Support Suits and Get-a-Grip Harnesses

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Does your #veterinarymedicine practice have a set of Get-a-Grip Harnesses on hand, to help move patients into and out of the office? You should!
And, we drop-ship, so you can offer our products to your customers, and earn a generous commission!
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So, I'm going to tune out for a while, and think about whether I want to return. I recommend everyone do the same. If half of Twitter's users took the rest of the year off, maybe that would send a message. And if not, at least it will keep the savagery to a minimum.
Peace out.

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Now that Twitter's new owner has re-activated TFG's account, I may have to abandon this platform. He brings out the worst in me, and also in many others, which can only make Twitter an even fouler cesspool than it has been. I predict increased vitriol here, and more violence irl.

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@IsmaelR77859620 Given a dog's breed, and three measurements, I can usually guess the weight to within five pounds.

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@elonmusk I'm not sure who is a bigger piece of shit, you, or him.

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@lavern_spicer Yeah, he really screwed the pooch on the Covid situation.

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@joshgondelman I tend to think of toilets as fixtures. I think an item needs a cord to be classified as an appliance.

You're right not to trust it though. #StayBack

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@TomBodett If a tweet falls in the forest, and no one is there, does it make a sound?

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@elchandler Yes. Sometimes as many as 280 characters at a time!

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@elonmusk Idk, seep into the sand?

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@ACTBrigitte Children in kindergarten know the difference between right and wrong. Lower the voting age to 5.

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Please share with your followers!

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Vote no. If you want to vote yes, please don't follow me.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Reinstate former President Trump

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@jayblackisfunny Well, that's what you get for buyng them shoes.

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Same. Sometimes it pays to be poor.

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

The best investment I ever made was ignoring crypto.

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@NickAdamsinUSA Then who is the ultimate nasty woman?
Or are you one of those clods who doesn't know what "penultimate" actually means?
Yeah, I think it is that.

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Tell me you are squirmingly insecure about your masculinity, without telling me you are squirmingly insecure about your masculinity:

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Alpha males drink bottled water because it tastes better and beta males drink tap water because they think it helps the environment.

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@NickAdamsinUSA This just in: Actual alpha males don't go around proclaiming their alpha maleness. Only beta males would do that. You're giving off some very tiny-dick energy with all of these posts of yours. Stop overcompensating. You should save some time, and just buy a giant, lifted truck.

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@ThatEricAlper J.S. Bach.

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@elonmusk Twitter is like open-cesspooling the news.

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@IMOANNAOMI75 @brclothwrites Thanks!