Pete

not today

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@AidanColeWilli1 :/

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you wash half your laundry, and only wear one type of sock. what are the odds each sock has a pair?

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@AidanColeWilli1 if we put our collective minds together we can figure out who he is

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trivia games are ageist

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@AidanColeWilli1 thank god lol i’d be signing my pink slip if i was a twitter employee

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might be totally off on this one but i honestly feel like twitter is going to implode now that elon is laying off half its employees. like ignoring all the political drama of him being a crazy guy, this just feels like a terrible decision

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pov: you’re trying to fix something that broke but everyone that knows how it works got laid off and your new boss is an elon stan that spends every meeting talking about free speech

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@nytimes this doesn’t bother me at all

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@AidanColeWilli1 i’ve thought about it a lot and i don’t have an answer. let me keep thinking on it.

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@bay_laundry are you seeing this??

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@UncleScrote same here

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@boonewithanr the system is working

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@boonewithanr @AidanColeWilli1 we’ll just exist in a hedonistic utopia where robots show us dank images and give perfect head

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@ZeroSexMafia buppies trying to take my juul away 😒

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@mtchwin i had a nice day in oakland doing work and seeing @AidanColeWilli1 at his new job

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@AidanColeWilli1 even if you do find a good counselor they’re required to report to a wellness score to kaiser after each session intending to get you off therapy asap

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@AidanColeWilli1 dude they’re the WORST they set me up with a counselor who had zero credentials who just monologued at me for an hour and then told me (and kaiser) that I was fine and didn’t need treatment

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sat behind some recruits on the train today holy shit those guys are menaces

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bellingham hold music plays elliot smith