Pete the Cat

You can find me on a mic🎙 🇨🇦🇺🇸

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I've never liked to speak ill of the dead but the royal family is always the exception

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If hasty generalization was a tweet

[ghost denier @coronarycommie]

people in the Midwest are not "nice," Midwesterners believe in a rigid and doctrinaire set of interpersonal norms that compel them by social force to act in certain ways. their hearts are vast and empty.

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Beyonce is an 'r' word away from performing on Daily Wire

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Nope was aptly named that shit had me squinting

[The Onion @TheOnion]

In a controversial 6-3 decision regarding religious freedom, the Supreme Court ruled Monday that public school teachers were allowed to lead students on Crusades to win back the Holy Land for Christians. https://t.co/yRII0k1f5R

[Pete the Cat @PeteCender]

You know what's real psychopathic about overturning Roe v. Wade was they did that shit on a Friday. Who's trying to do that much work on a Friday? Like who takes away a woman's federally protected right to choose and turns around and says, "Enjoy your weekend!" 🤦‍♂️

[Pete the Cat @PeteCender]

Picking up a tall lady is like picking up a cat, they stay on the ground as long as humanly possible

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Damn only a few months ago I really thought crypto abortion clinics were really going to take off

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If shit starts to get really Handsmaids Talesy I will be leading folks to Canada just hit me up

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I was at a comedy show last night where this comedian was telling pretty fucked jokes but was crushing and this lady walked out pissed as hell and asked me if is it okay to slap him and I was like ahhh it’s too late he just got offstage

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This is honestly teach tape for my olinemen

[Meke @ImMastaH808]

@barstoolsports Best Buy employees got a good training regiment I swear

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Baby formula shortage: Bad
Conservative Supreme Court justices: we gonna need more babies

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Men be like, “getting kicked in the balls hurts more than giving birth so therefore I’m qualified to ban abortions”

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@Lassi_20 @PFF @TomPelissero This tweet is trolling right?

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@arcurimike no I just huff the fumes its lit

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the pandemic left me with a crippling hand sanitizer addiction

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@GirthMaiden Ruhollah Snowmeini

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@Lassi_20 That dudes a troll. Said we need more bob knights and less juwan Howard’s. like bobby was choking his own players and curling with bench chairs

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@Lassi_20 Charles D’Donte Batch

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@barstoolsports Shoot Juwan Howard didn’t even get a technical