Peter

life's not fair

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The Paradox of Time according to Aristotle
https://t.co/cT6BYxoeji

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Welcome to the SUGA SHOW https://t.co/aQCYx7YHJd

[Joe Leydon @JoeLeydon]

Anthony Bourdain said: "Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride." Still good advice.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Super Bowl Confetti Made Entirely From Shredded Concussion Studies https://t.co/AphkeMF6dm

[Peter @PeteNielsen]

@bgahks8842038 Lol look at this bot

[Peter @PeteNielsen]

Gooooooooooooooooooo fuck yourself

[UFC @ufc]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

@GloverTeixeira to take on @JamahalH for the vacant LHW title at #UFC283!

[dogfightin @dogfightin]

Been looking for a sign that you should relapse? Here it is. You know it’ll feel so good. This is also a sign to text your ex

[Peter @PeteNielsen]

Whiskey? You mean holy water?

[Peter @PeteNielsen]

Madrid is so much more fun alone

[Peter @PeteNielsen]

Y’all didn’t even know the Queen like I did

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"All men are created equal," he wrote, after raping his slave.

#Happy4thofJuly

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I commit 70 thousand abortions a day and no one tells ME it's a sin.

[Andrew Schulz 👑HEZI @andrewschulz]

I got Plan B’s for the low 🤌

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Monday, the world don't owe you dick....Time to justify your excistence.....

[Peter @PeteNielsen]

Kids are demons. That’s why I’ll never have any

[Peter @PeteNielsen]

@svveetlioness I thought it was pretty self explanatory 😂

[Welcome to the Ump Show @umpjob]

The difference between the substance check on Bumgarner and the other pitcher is astounding

https://t.co/qooWg31SNA