Pete

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Reminder On Thursday the president will offer a pardon to a literal turkey as if we needed a metaphor for the state of the justice system.

[Pete @PeteNormady]

“@UberFootFact: Ryan Giggs can donate a Premier league medal to 11 Arsenal players and still remain with two of his own.” @Fynnglove

[Julian Casablancas @Casablancas_J]

Guy Fieri didn't get URL 4his restaurant so someone else put one up. funniest thing i've ever read: http://t.co/rECtzpys

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

And I'm finna make this left on imperial/walk up to this girl house eatin Cheerios

[Pete @PeteNormady]

@untouchablejay4 masterfully written

[Brendan Quinn @BFQuinn]

And in response, @geoff_calkins calls Pastner's decision not to play Tennessee "entirely fear based." http://t.co/v5bGEADQ

[Tennessee Football @Vol_Football]

Former #Vols OL Jacques McClendon (@jmcc65) Signed To @Atlanta_Falcons Practice Squad http://t.co/CKH6QKEX

[Artie Lange @artiequitter]

Give every jerkoff in the marathon a bucket and say get to work pussies!

[Pete @PeteNormady]

@nelsonofabitch my back hair is getting out of control and starting to hurt my confidence when I'm in public. What do you recommend I do?

[ESPN @espn]

If you don't know, now you know. Kris Medlen is the hottest pitcher in baseball right now -> http://t.co/ZafW3PCq (via @dschoenfield)

[NOOGAtoday @NOOGAtoday]

See seven rooftops at new downtown tour to benefit GreenSpaces http://t.co/tT1QrVxu

[Pete @PeteNormady]

Sunny side up bro ☀🍳@samm410 @sammilesiii

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Stunning portraits of people with albinism http://t.co/6ma9vN4X

[Pete @PeteNormady]

Considering that this week shares your namesake, should there be a commemorative throw down? @_SharkWeek_

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Man Utd agree a deal with Arsenal to sign Robin Van Persie #bbcfootball

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

The Economist online is hosting a forum discussing global energy challenges and solutions. View more via our hub page: http://t.co/G7QyayMb

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

In pictures: Nasa rover's Martian adventure http://t.co/tmZmz5nG #Curiosity #Mars

[Pete @PeteNormady]

@LluBoy you have a tiny #tweet

[Pete @PeteNormady]

Harris "big easy" English makin moves at the Honda classic #explodethehips

[Pete @PeteNormady]

@ESPN_Colin just put Lane Kiffin and Nick Saban in the same sentence...