Pete Patterson

Former convict. Sports and kid lover. Hate my ex wife. Love gambling and packing lips.

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I fucking love David Allen Coe

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This is just elite

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@AlCzervik17 @grok Oh trust me Busch lights were had

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One of those nights

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Might just end my shit and go full chud

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Worst officials of all time

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@AlCzervik17 Get some bitches bro

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Asked this Indian fella what he wants to do with his business degree, “go into motel or gas station business.” you can’t make this shit up.

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WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT!

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Two black guys walking in front of me
“I need a job, I think I’m gonna apply to Edward jones”

“Man who the fuck is Edward Jones”

College is awesome
#ferda #black

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@AlCzervik17 Kill yourself

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Frankie butterknives @AlCzervik17

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@AlCzervik17 6 times out of ten*

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Holy fuck jaguars bettors are in shambles

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I’m just not a huge fan of Israel

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@AlCzervik17 Good take Al

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@Glennarm15 @gerbertheDick Let the suck down commence

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Gonna make my wife load up on Tylenol during pregnancy so we can birth the next Sheldon Cooper

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@TaylorLewan77 @CrosbyMaxx Looks like @quantaviusII getting ready for a Saturday night

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@Joshua108739754 Double down, order 24 oz ribeye, crush it then dip out the back