Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉

I’m a coyote in a field of wolves.

[Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉 @PeteTheRN]

#ImAScreenwriter It's a perfect creative outlet for me. If I didn't write stories, the dialogue and action would fill me and I'd burst.

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Every McDonald's should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken

[Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉 @PeteTheRN]

Four wins in a row for the @tigers!

[Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉 @PeteTheRN]

“You hurt me.”
“Yes.”
“Don’t do it again.”

[Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉 @PeteTheRN]

Companies promote artificial intelligence as good. You know, the ones who brought us artificial turf, flavoring, flowers, sweetener…

[Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉 @PeteTheRN]

I’ve been so disappointed with the lack of celebration as America’s 250th birthday approaches. Thankfully, the Europeans showed up for the World Cup.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

As a single person, I really, really wish it was possible to buy smaller quantifies of food, especially stuff like bread, condiments, etc. So much food gets wasted because it goes bad before I can eat it.

[Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉 @PeteTheRN]

Everyone should have multiple library cards. Even if you never visit them, libraries gain data, leverage and funding thanks to people having cards. Libraries have programs for children, families, adults and their communities. Go get a library card today!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

How many people really have library cards as adults?

[Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉 @PeteTheRN]

@freakoutsideofx If Ryan wants Petie to take his spot, he has to tell him himself.

[Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉 @PeteTheRN]

Tiger Stadium was fun while it lasted. But anyone who says the team should have refurbished it and should still be playing there has never remodeled anything in their life. It would not have been possible.

[Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉 @PeteTheRN]

My first Red Wings game was at Olympia. Not in playoffs since the 2015 season and not past the 1st round since 2012. This isn’t rebuilding. And it’s not fun.

[Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉 @PeteTheRN]

Women asking for money has lead me to stop pursuing women.

[Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉 @PeteTheRN]

@yonann He cashes his checks then criticizes so many of his movies. Producers and directors have to be tired of that.

[Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉 @PeteTheRN]

Rush fans grading drummer Anika need to remember Alex and Geddy already decided she’s terrific. She’s in.

[Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉 @PeteTheRN]

HOF

[Nick Brandel @MotorCityBanter]

Never forget when Lou Whitaker went yard in the 1986 MLB All-Star game:

#DNMW #RepDetroit

[Dino the Pale Goon 🇪🇸 @DuctTapeShawty]

I DID NOT FILL OUT ANY LOAN APPLICATIONS STOP FUCKING CALLING

[Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉 @PeteTheRN]

What happened to the Do Not Call Registry? That site says I registered my phone 20 years ago. Twenty. Conservatively, I’d say I receive 6-10 telemarketer calls a day. I wonder if there’s a setting to turn off my phone while still using it for its other features. @apple @usgov

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Restaurants that serve potato chips instead of french fries are why I have trust issues

[Pete the RN 🖊🎹💉 @PeteTheRN]

@Castellani2014 Seems like 6.

[Morgan Brennan @MorganLBrennan]

Fun fact: I did a string of Wendy’s commercials as a kid with the late, great Dave Thomas