PeterTheil

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[PeterTheil @PeteTheil]

Does the vitamin C I took before bed cancel out the venti horchata shaken espresso I had at 5:00 AM?

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@the_transit_guy This says we should privatize public transit lol. Imagine if private companies could & had the incentive build public transit

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@MidwardTentacle

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“Omg the tariffs are wrecking the market should I sell my stocks?”

Only thing I’m selling today is a crap ton of B2B SaaS. See you on the other side of the dip 🐲

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I could never trust someone whose favorite music genre is EDM

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@MidwardTentacle I know pre-idea, pre-stealth founders are busy. Please not this is an expiring offer by EOD and we do not negotiate

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@MidwardTentacle impressed by your non technical CTO background. I see you’re a pre-idea founder.

I would like to graciously extend you an offer to leave your cushy finance job to become a Thiel Fellow. Let me know if you have any interest

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Mood for tn #weareback

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Me and the boys watching Blurred Lines music videos the pregame

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@JesseKellyDC Every white kid I graduated with who didn’t get a job - it was their own fault. Waited too long to start career journey, cold applied to jobs without networking, didn’t prep for interviews. The list goes on.

I know plenty of white kids with mediocre GPAs who got great jobs

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For the Latino voters

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There are dudes who are firing off “I’m sorry about your reproductive rights” texts right now

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At the Spaniard in west village, finance bros aren’t ready for tech sales bro

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@MidwardTentacle Na there this Sunday - Saturday. Wanna wear matching Halloween costumes?

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@eyeslasho My uninformed take is this is probably due to the wealth gap between democrats and republicans.

Democrats are wealthier so have access to better education increasing IQ. This also plays into mental illness, as they have better access to healthcare, and can be better diagnosed

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A guy like me can see a Persian coming from miles away

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@GavinNewsom Thank God this is Illegal, and hard drugs in public spaces is legal.

Governor Newsom, you truly are fantastic Keep up the great work and fighting the important battles!!

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Met a girl who wont buy an iPhone but vapes

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@0LucaBra0 Know one even knows what kinda beer Jets fans drink. #Modelotime

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How I’m posted up today knowing it’s game day