Peter Talbot

I'm a teacher, a retail manager and dad. I used to pick up swords, knives or heavy objects and pretend to try and kill people. It's OK, no actors were harmed...

[Peter Talbot @Pete_Talbot]

@coffeespoonie

[Peter Talbot @Pete_Talbot]

@blackgirlinmain There's a special kind of rage mode that being in customer service and experiencing a parade of maskless Karens unlocks. But your experience sounds lonely and not much fun.

[Peter Talbot @Pete_Talbot]

@JohnCleese @EricIdle #Pythonworthy #GumbyPrimeMinister #LifeImitatingArt

[Victoria Brownworth @VABVOX]

Boris Johnson keeps providing so many new opportunities for mockery.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

I lost an electron. Im positive.

Better keep an ion that.

[Shay Stewart Bouley @blackgirlinmain]

When the midlife crisis hits the pandemic crisis funk, let me tell you, those are some nasty gremlins. We had a vigorous battle last night. Guess this is a new phase of aging and pandemic life, trying to maintain my self worth and not feel like a failure at life.

[Peter Talbot @Pete_Talbot]

@GreyDeLisle @TheRoughhousers @EddieClendening Aww 😊😅

[Peter Talbot @Pete_Talbot]

@blackgirlinmain We are all chilling in Maine. Even those of us with zero chill. (Sub-Zero chill.) Find myself missing Chicago today.

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

Omg. So good.

[RJ @62Chevy396]

@clairecmc This one’s not bad either.

https://t.co/kfzHDeHOYa

[Peter Talbot @Pete_Talbot]

@GreyDeLisle @TheRoughhousers @EddieClendening Your stans have this same question 24/7, but I can see the lightly-disheveled look being particularly 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 for you.

[Peter Talbot @Pete_Talbot]

@jenn_fo You misspelled "United States of America."

[Peter Talbot @Pete_Talbot]

@fuckyouiquit @kaichoyce I think the word we're all looking for is "illegal," but ill-timed or illegitimateight work. In any case the person who wrote it was ill.

[Peter Talbot @Pete_Talbot]

@NoLieWithBTC

[DontThinkSo🏳️‍🌈 @dontthinkso4]

Time for a new follower check

[Peter Talbot @Pete_Talbot]

@comefindme01 Always here to provide support, lol.

[Peter Talbot @Pete_Talbot]

@comefindme01 I can hold them up if that will help balance the scale.

[Karli Drew ♿️ @KarLeia]

I’m Disabled and I deserve to live.

I’m immunocompromised and I deserve to live.

I have underlying conditions and I deserve to live.

High-risk lives deserve to survive (and thrive).

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Reporters reveal that a “furious” Trump was steaming in Mar-a-Lago after President Biden trashed him on the anniversary of his January 6 insurrection, bitterly “fuming” & whining to his friends over Biden publicly humiliating him. RT TO THANK BIDEN FOR CALLING HIM OUT!

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Chairman of the Jan. 6th committee says that they intend to send a formal request to Vice President Mike Pence asking him to testify voluntarily by the end of the month. RT IF YOU THINK THEY SHOULD SUBPOENA HIM ASAP!