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@klimtbizkit I just hope both sides have fun

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@RyanWillDowney Vaccine gummy, now w/ CBD

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@DHS_Wolf @DHSgov Nice participation trophy Chadster. Don’t you keep kids this age in dog kennels?!

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@TheCarbonator @RepTedYoho You misspelled ‘loser’

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@DHS_Wolf Look at it this way broski, the sooner your pull your unwanted gestapo storm trooper war criminals out of American cities, the less time you’ll eventually do in prison, knowwhatimean?! Let us in Chad, we’re trying to help you

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@RepTedYoho “Whoever claims to love God yet hates a brother or sister is a liar. For whoever does not love their brother and sister, whom they have seen, cannot love God, whom they have not seen.”

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@TedYoho You’re a big man. Do you also mutter “f—ing b—-h” under your breath at Carolyn, whenever she’s out of earshot?

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@NickKristof @romsci_comfi Begging to be *abolished*

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@NYPDnews Are we supposed to pity you?! Quit your jobs and find real work

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@BPDAlerts Is the officer who viciously assaulted an elderly man in custody yet?! Or did he fall in a skirmish with protestors, you scumbag cowardly LIARS!!

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@TomiLahren They have literally EVERYTHING to do with it

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@NYPDShea @NYPDFIRSTDEP @NYPDTransit @NYPDTransport @NYPDHousing @NYPDChiefofDept @NYPDChiefPatrol @NYPDnews @NYPDDetectives @NYPDDCA What a bunch of pathetic cowards. You make me sick. Do you ever get tired of being so self-pitying?! Talk about an entitled special interest group that demand participation trophies

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@NYCPBA @NYCCouncil The only terrorists I see are wearing blue and hiding their badge numbers

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@realDonaldTrump We-wopen wour wountwy 👶🏻😭

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@PeteButtigieg Lock you up, lock you up

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@ShadowIncHQ Have you idiots ever used an app?!!! And you thought it would be a good technology to build our political system on?!!! I hope you all go to prison!!!

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@ShadowIncHQ You should literally be in prison

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@BriscoeCain But did you and Samwise get the ring to mount doom?

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@BriscoeCain I can’t wait until the state takes your children away and your wife leaves you

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Anyway, here’s wondery’all