Pete Wisdom

“That’s need to know only, mate.”

[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

For the uninitiated.

[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

“Less pontificating and more dead werewolves please, there’s a good chap.”

[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

Werewolves of London is bloody niche, let me tell you.

Yes, King’s English and all that. No finer sound.

[𝓑𝐄𝐓𝐒𝐘 𝓑𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐊. @otherpsi]

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niche but good's my life motto, pete!..

well it's not, but it's nice for someone to actually understand what i'm saying for once.
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[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

A niche reference but a good one, Braddock. I’ll allow it.

[𝓑𝐄𝐓𝐒𝐘 𝓑𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐊. @otherpsi]

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usual Friday night in Bury, if you ask me...

en route and trying not to hum that Warren Zevon song too loudly.
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[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

“No you bloody weren’t, don’t lie. Now bugger off and help @otherpsi sort out her Werewolf problem.”

[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

Smirks.

[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

Too bloody right. Unfortunately a pack of the buggers has been treating a small village as their private fast food joint.

Convince them to find sheep a tastier alternative again, would you?

[𝓑𝐄𝐓𝐒𝐘 𝓑𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐊. @otherpsi]

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just by saying that, i already know. it's in suffolk? it's always bleeding suffolk, but that's fine. i'm perfectly adept with the humane shuffling of mystical creatures well away from motorists and farmers.
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[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

“Because it is, luv. Requirement of the job actually.”

[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

“Bloody hell Samuel Pepys, it’s not 1666. Save that good morrow nonsense until I’m at least three teas deep, there’s a good chap.”

[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

Then it’s a bloody good thing you’ve got me around to clean up when the mask slips, isn’t it?

Right then, back to the matter at hand. Pesky lupine problem in East Anglia.

[𝓑𝐄𝐓𝐒𝐘 𝓑𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐊. @otherpsi]

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Pete, love. i can promise you i understand the weight of both responsibility and good public relations. i do my best... at least under the circumstances.
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[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

“Arse. It’s up my own arse, thank you very much.”

[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

“On the outside at least, eh Braddock? Fortunately Captain Britain’s reputation remains unsullied. Let’s try to keep it that way.”

[𝓑𝐄𝐓𝐒𝐘 𝓑𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐊. @otherpsi]

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being chill is all i know.
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[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

“Back for two bloody minutes and I’m already gasping for a cuppa. My kingdom for the next person to bring me one.”

“Builder’s, milk and two.”

[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

“Please. Lectures are for universities, secondary school starts at age 11 which, judging by your earlier efforts, is startlingly appropriate. Do try harder.”

[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

“Disappointingly, that doesn’t appear to include good grammar. We do have standards, you know.”

[𝓑𝐄𝐓𝐒𝐘 𝓑𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐎𝐂𝐊. @otherpsi]

https://t.co/uT4TJkVbIY

[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

“It’s King and Country these days, Wilson. Do keep up.”

[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

@intangiblexman A wry smile. “Pretty much Luv, yeah.”

[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

@KittyWithPride “Sorry Luv, segregation masquerading as equality isn’t my bag. Besides, I’m English, I don’t define my arse by my species. Krakoa is identity bloody politics gone mad.

Queen and country, Pryde.”

[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

@intangiblexman Let’s just say Pete makes sure she flies as low as she possibly can without accusations of there being a conflict of interest.

“A bloody cult classic. Guilty pleasure cinema.”

[Pete Wisdom @Pete_Wisdom]

“The bloke who’s waiting for you to tell me why I’m wrong, instead of going straight for passive aggressive put-downs. Poor put-downs as it happens because I have a luxury you don’t - governments listen to what I have to say.”

[𓊖 𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗧𝗧 𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗦. @LeadingTheXMen]

“Who are you again?”