Peter Aliass

Parody. A haven for lovers of all things Alliss, BBC's own commentator extraordinaire. RIP the great man.

[Peter Aliass @PeterAllissBBC]

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[Peter Aliass @PeterAllissBBC]

CRACK, SWOOSH, PWANG, RFFT. A golden leaf touches down. Deftly on its tippy toes. Silence. RUMBLE, WHISTLE, SPLISH, SWOOL. Earl Grey at the double. A ginger nut soggens. Tranquility. Tranquility. Tranquility..

Have a blissful evening friends, I know I will!

#TheMasters

[Peter Aliass @PeterAllissBBC]

I’m fascinated by Dylan Fruitella’s eyewear Ken.

Not sure why he feels the need to don safety glasses, perhaps he’s upset the patrons.

Shocking stuff

#TheMasters

[keith flett @kmflett]

One of the most significant developments in the beard world in 2020. Golf commentator Peter Alliss has come out with a beard at 89 years old

[Peter Aliass @PeterAllissBBC]

What a marvellous championship it’s shaping up to be.
62 year old Larry Mize going blow for blow with Bryson DeShambles. 70-a-piece.
Only in golf Kenneth, only in golf...
#TheMasters 🌺

[KenOnTheCourse @KenOnTheCourse1]

Ooo delightfully devilish Jonny boy! If I tried that my ball would sink quicker than Mrs B’s famous Victoria sponge! #themasters

[Peter Aliass @PeterAllissBBC]

Oh blessed be, the day is finally here dear friends...
Lock the doors,
Set your teleprompters to ‘occupied’,
and let’s take a trip down Magnolia Lane #TheMasters

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Fall brings colors rarely seen at #themasters

[Peter Aliass @PeterAllissBBC]

I’m ready to march on parliament square Kenneth, fetch the pitchforks.

I haven’t been this cross since Mrs Alliss shrunk my most beloved Pringle sweater.. #neverforget

https://t.co/r8vGweyVyU

[Peter Aliass @PeterAllissBBC]

@padraig_h @rydercup @RyderCupEurope Me of course by Jove!

[Peter Aliass @PeterAllissBBC]

Dastardly and Muttley at it again #stopthatpigeon

[Ken Brown …⛳️ @KenBrownGolf]

Chauffeur! #CarsforStars

[Peter Aliass @PeterAllissBBC]

Good morning friends, I hope you’re all keeping well and remaining positive. The Masters in November is going to be something special let me tell you 🍁🍂 so don’t be down. Kenneth and I very much look forward to seeing you all then.

[Peter Aliass @PeterAllissBBC]

Greatness Ken, greatness. Truthfully, I never thought we’d see the day.. I’m not crying, you’re crying! #Tiger #GOAT

[Peter Aliass @PeterAllissBBC]

I say, Bruce Cupcake’s arms seemed to have drained all the blood from his personality. Cheer up young man!

[KenOnTheCourse @KenOnTheCourse1]

He’s BACK! He’s fixed his BACK! And now he’s BACK!, BAACKK! #kenonthecourse #Tiger

[Peter Aliass @PeterAllissBBC]

My my, I don’t think any other man alive his tittilated me quite the way Tiger has. Confusing feelings Ken, strong but confusing.. 🐐

[Peter Aliass @PeterAllissBBC]

Fabulous drama! If you have a favourite cheese accompaniment, please do telegram in and let us know... Over. #theMasters

[Peter Aliass @PeterAllissBBC]

Big year for Ken.. He’s returned from the mini mart with a rump of lamb, feather duster and Ainsley Harriott mask in hand #KenOnTheWhaaa?

[Peter Aliass @PeterAllissBBC]

Ah, it’s finally here dear friends.. Tucking in to my traditional Masters breakfast of a steaming bowl of Azaleas. Soooothes the larynx.. 🌸

[Peter Aliass @PeterAllissBBC]

Kenneth caught at Heathrow security with a rather large Johnson in his carry on.. I wonder how that got there 🤷🏼‍♂️ #naughtyKen