Peter Colombini

Made in America 🇺🇸

[Peter Colombini @PeterColombini]

I refuse to trust the Academy until Nicolas Cage gets an Oscar for National Treasure

[Peter Colombini @PeterColombini]

@peguy_tbn Am I dumb? Why would this be Neymar’s last WC?

[Peter Colombini @PeterColombini]

@brndxix Cleveland Browns

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Peter Colombini @PeterColombini]

@STLSprtsCntrl They’re announcers. Who cares if they have rooting interest

[Jay @iHad2GoGetit]

If a regular crackhead did this on a corner y’all would call the police.

[Peter Colombini @PeterColombini]

@hochman MLB team using ai for graphic design is wild lmao

[Leland @ItsLeland]

Son of a bitch man

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

[BostonNooga @BostonNooga]

How can I watch every minute of this

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

People always say that they’re tired of WW2 movies but I feel the exact opposite. I will watch any and all movies about WW2. At least one WW2 movie should come out every month.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics

[Zack Cozart @zack_cozart]

Webgems

[Alec Baris @Alec_Baris]

Get rid of Cubs

[Nate Schwartz @_nateschwartz]

This trend was stupid until it happened to my team

[Jim Hayes @RegionalTVCat]

Oli Marmol bought up a block of tickets for today and tomorrow for fans to come watch the game on him. Check team social media for a link to claim the free tickets.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The opening of Toy Story 2 (1999) tricking audiences into thinking they were watching a full Buzz Lightyear space adventure before revealing it was just a video game demo is still such a great fake-out. Pixar came out swinging immediately.

[Peter Colombini @PeterColombini]

@cardinalsgifs @C70 Walker LF 1st

[Luka Donthičć @landahoy14]

Rosa Parks was alive to listen to “Photograph” by Nickelback

[Cardinals Stats And Facts @STL_Stats_Facts]

As someone who has been watching Harrison Bader play baseball for the last decade, I can confidently say there's at least a 97% chance this was his idea 💀

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

imagine freeing one slave in your entire life and it’s Hitler