Peter Coonan

My name is Peter Coonan (formerly Sutcliffe). I like barbecues, hammers, cuddly toys, meeting celebs like Frank Bruno and listening to the voices in my head.

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COMPLETE AND UTTER SLAG!

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#DWP #HMRC #SHIPLEY #BINGLEY #COTTINGLEY

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@DWPDigital KATHRYN HILL WHO WORKS FOR DWP AT QUARRY HOUSE https://t.co/pdHSIM0MJD

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@theatrext @BorisJohnson Go live in another country then you fucking selfish crybaby!

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@OzzyOsbourne No rest for taking credit for songs Bob Daisley wrote!

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@PlayStation Is PlayStation Network down in the U.K.? Many people are experiancing log in difficulties.

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@genesimmons I've just had a shit. The experience reminded me of your bass solos.

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PlayStation Network is fucking bollocks!

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@penny_drops77 I don't watch adverts at all!!!

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@PaulStanleyLive I'm assuming you'll be shoving those bottles up your anus? Also, congrats on being the first covers band to be inducted!

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@fart_robot Could I have your psychiatrists name? I would also like to fart on her face and then write her a letter confessing my love.

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@jennyeclair I'm still waiting for you to say something funny!

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@NikkiSixx Have you found any photos of Motley Crue using piped in backing vocals? Oh wait, there are plenty of videos on YouTube. Silly me!

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@JodieMarsh If that's your best work I shudder to think what is your worst work!

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@louistheroux When are you going to do a follow up documentary about Lake Palmer? The public demands it!

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I once met #Courtney Love Cobain backstage after a Hole gig. She tried to lure me into bed. Thankfully, i have a brain and standards.

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@ThePaulDaniels I believe it, mainly because he's talentless!

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@NikkiSixx Wouldn't it be smarter if Motley Crue stopped using piped in backing vocals for various songs when on tour?

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@HulkHogan Apparently, cocaine does the first time. Oh wait, it's not your first time is it?

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Hi Frank, can you please give me a brief explanation as to why you use piped in backing vocals when playing live?(semi live)?@NikkiSixx

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@genesimmons There's a big difference between singing and murdering. By the way, the new KISS album has leaked. It's worse than Sonic Boom.