Font of Wisdom - Arial (Shanba)

I am the greatest show on earth

[Font of Wisdom - Arial (Shanba) @PeterDa40933712]

@nexustheduck @lisathom_ Congratulations!!

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They may be pretty different places, but one thing Malaga and Birmingham have in common is they are both in this sentence.

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Ah, Triember, my favourite month. But I'm also looking forwards to Quadrember and Quintember.

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Yesterday I hit myself in the ankle with a cricket bat. It turns out this really hurts.

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I'm so tired of everything right now

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Maybe we should just, like, stop

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I want to increase my twitter presence but I can't come up with enough dumb one liners

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Is a pizza with edible glitter on it a pizzazz?

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@JoINrbs I made Alexa remind me every day that I am loved. It's helpful

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@JoINrbs Using another frame of reference it took you 13.8 billion years

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@EntheoInaveh I had missed the ham sandwich story before. Thank you for broadening my horizons

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Not an auspicious start 2021, cmon, you can do better.

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Yes hit them with a mace

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What the actual fuck. Thoughts are with my friends in the states. This is nuts.

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I'm WATCHING you 2020. Get out! GET OUT!

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Merry Christmas!

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@polyamorous_q @PBSKIDS Theme tune to Arthur slaps btw

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Is it possible we could end up with dictators where their supporters all think the dictator is not just their leader but also their friend, despite never meeting the guy?

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I wonder if Trump represents a warning about the long term danger of parasocial relationships. How many of his supporters think of him as a personal friend?

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That gives room for a lot of long term exploitation of vulnerable people, who being increasingly disconnected form real relationships could fixate on these parasocial relationships as a substitute...