Joel

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[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@bourscheid Not to nit pick but we all know he didn't have any great parties to go to judging by the desperate emails he was sending to Epstein.

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@WarrenRcomedian I'm sure he will be pretty soon and he'll no doubt go down as an all time great. For Messi to get that many goals from RW and CAM and not ST though is just incredible.

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

Messi: 6th world cup, 18 goals
Cristiano Ronaldo: 6th world cup, 10 goals

It should never have even been a debate but here we still are apparently.

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@Rescuerkw @dave43law As per the parliamentary code he was absolutely obliged to declare it which is why he's trying to argue that it's just a harmless little personal gift rather than the policy bribe it clearly is.

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@ValerieEBradley @Gadget440 You should check out his interview with Russell I carry a bible I can't be a rapist Brand as reviewed by the podcast On Brand. So much sniffing and manic laughter.

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@nw_nicholas Walking away from all interviews in favour of his substack permanently for at least a week.

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@implausibleblog @ScienceQriosity Wait, isn't he the down to earth man of the people who can joyfully enjoy a pint in a local pub during England games? I presume his 5 million quid security detail are always just out of shot.

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@i_likebrandon @WarrenRcomedian Imagine the shrieking outrage if the ANC started campaigning on Isizulu being forced on white people. "Afrikaans is the language of business!" well maybe look at the racial composition of so many boardrooms and ask yourself why that might still be so.

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@A_GymGuy Even if it were true I'd also lose motivation after 60 minutes of racist abuse from the stands and my own teammates. This from just 18 months ago:

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@0Calamity And in any case they had to set the bomb because the brown family next door were coming to take the house and set up a mosque in it.

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

If you march alongside nazis, echo their rhetoric, encourage them with your social media posts, make money from them then guess what Ryan?

[The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 @MittensOff]

Meltdown time from Ryan Bridge about his Wikipedia page.
No 1 - He's not far right
No 1 - He's a father
No 1 - He's a brother and uncle.
No 1 - He can't add up, and doesn't have a Wiki page.
NURSE...
😂😂😂

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@MittensOff They're proud as fuck when they're marching the streets chanting far right slogans and pissing in the gutters, just own it you racist gammon twat.

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@floboflo "My expensive private doctors tell me I'm physically 18 when I repeatedly ask them if I'm physically 18"

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@Ty_Antonius @PATRIOT2117 "Enough! I'll not hear any more of this university nonsense! You'll be a pintman like your da and that's an end to it!"

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@MothersWorkDay @BTnewsroom Laugh it up, South Africa also thought they were too big to fail during their apartheid era.

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@RupertLowe10 Unfortunately you tripped over said step and landed on your faces. Unlucky.

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

And much more quickly than his sentence allows for. Sometimes prison can work.

[Metro @MetroUK]

Teacher will die behind bars for ‘evil’ murder of adopted son Preston Davey https://t.co/x10xr5l46x

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@OfficialScottyT @floboflo This why there are no successful right wing comedians, you fuckers just aren't funny.

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@DreDon02 @IamOlili @David_Ornstein @JamesPearceLFC @TheAthleticFC Gakpo: 35 PL appearances, 11 CL, 4 FA cup, 2 league cup, 1 charity shield, 9 International appearances and more to come. You googled it but you just stopped at the first result didn't you. No point bothering with van Dijk because you're just as wrong there too.

[Joel @PeterFalksMac]

@DreDon02 @IamOlili @David_Ornstein @JamesPearceLFC @TheAthleticFC Van Dijk had played 65 games before the world cup started. Gakpo had played 64.