I’m not a Democrat.
Not because of one person.
Because of the whole cast.
•Barack “Hope and Change” Obama
•Joe “Where am I?” Biden
•Kamala “I was never for that” Harris
•Nancy “The wine fridge is classified” Pelosi
•Chuck “We need the illegal votes” Schumer
•Adam “I have the transcript” Schiff
•Hillary “What difference does it make” Clinton
•Bernie “Free everything, funded by someone else” Sanders
•AOC “Tax the air”
•Ilhan “Some people did something” Omar
•Maxine “Get in their face” Waters
•Hakeem “The Squad’s favorite uncle” Jeffries
•Cory “I am Spartacus until it’s inconvenient” Booker
•Elizabeth “I have a plan for that” Warren
•Gavin “California is a model” Newsom
•Jasmine “Let me tell you how it is” Crockett
That’s not a party.
That’s a communist warning label.
America First. Always.
Too bad a past president didn’t think to build a beautiful secure ballroom for hosting foreign leaders and dignitaries.
Oh well, Trump can make do with what he’s got for now… Man, it’s gonna be nice when that new ballroom is finally finished.