Sick of your government? Want one that's free of waste? One that suits your lifestyle and personality? Shop around from the literally thousands available!
#government#efficiency#doge
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@KrazyKaboom Good question. Helen took the drug and watched someone die so she could see things that happen at the instant of death. Things that happen too quickly for a normal un-drugged person to observe. Things that don't get picked up by any sensor or camera we can build. Sequel in work!
I doubt I will ever become an enforcer for a brutal criminal organization. But, if it happens, I already know my signature threat:
Break into the victim's house with a 18" serrated knife. Then cut ALL their bread into slices that are 15% wider than the slots in their toaster.
Mind blown - I just realized that the song Monster Mash is NOT the song that the monsters were dancing to. Monster Mash is a song about some other song that the monsters partied to. What was the original song? WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL SONG?
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#monster#mash
Because of our civilization's obsession with sans-serif fonts, it is nearly impossible to distinguish content generated by AI from content generated by people named Al.
@Uhhh32425356 The answer is YES. I have started writing the extremely-epic, cosmically-scaled, action-packed sequel book, as well as a constellation of new (free!) stories that go along with it. I'll post updates to my newsletter, website, X, reddit, etc.
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@kylekows Well, after about three years of sales, I've *almost* broken even on the cost of the cover art! Let me look into audiobook costs and see if it's feasible...
If you haven't already hear it, I highly recommend checking out CreepCast's fantastic reading of several Glenmont stories. Not only do we get TWO stories but some, uh ... interesting, tangents too!
https://t.co/NgmuKdYWTk
#creepy#story#nosleep
Godzilla vs. Satan - who would win? If this battle occurred in an urban area, what would the collateral damage be like?
(Don't worry - this question is completely hypothetical. It is extremely unlikely that this fight would ever happen)
Horses that can do math, gorillas that use sign language, chimpanzees raised as humans: No animals have ever used their communication skills to ask a question. Except for Alex the Parrot. Why can't I be like Alex?
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