Peter Frost David

Researcher, Author

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

Sick of your government? Want one that's free of waste? One that suits your lifestyle and personality? Shop around from the literally thousands available!

#government #efficiency #doge

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[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

@_Kestin_ Just one small step into the portal. It will change everything...

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

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[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

@KrazyKaboom Good question. Helen took the drug and watched someone die so she could see things that happen at the instant of death. Things that happen too quickly for a normal un-drugged person to observe. Things that don't get picked up by any sensor or camera we can build. Sequel in work!

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

Pretty bold move, calling itself ALLspice. Personally, I would have gone with Somespice.

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

I'm thinking that my criminal nickname will be "Fat Slice."

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

I doubt I will ever become an enforcer for a brutal criminal organization. But, if it happens, I already know my signature threat:
Break into the victim's house with a 18" serrated knife. Then cut ALL their bread into slices that are 15% wider than the slots in their toaster.

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

My best guess is that this was the original song: https://t.co/EiZLqSUVqz

Anyone else have any theories?

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

Mind blown - I just realized that the song Monster Mash is NOT the song that the monsters were dancing to. Monster Mash is a song about some other song that the monsters partied to. What was the original song? WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL SONG?

https://t.co/51ViYxwo5F
#monster #mash

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

Because of our civilization's obsession with sans-serif fonts, it is nearly impossible to distinguish content generated by AI from content generated by people named Al.

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

@Uhhh32425356 The answer is YES. I have started writing the extremely-epic, cosmically-scaled, action-packed sequel book, as well as a constellation of new (free!) stories that go along with it. I'll post updates to my newsletter, website, X, reddit, etc.

https://t.co/vkBOZFmBTX

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

I'm thinking this might be a good idea. A tournament to see who is the best monster (or monstrous entity) Thoughts on these matchups?

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

@kylekows Well, after about three years of sales, I've *almost* broken even on the cost of the cover art! Let me look into audiobook costs and see if it's feasible...

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

If you haven't already hear it, I highly recommend checking out CreepCast's fantastic reading of several Glenmont stories. Not only do we get TWO stories but some, uh ... interesting, tangents too!

https://t.co/NgmuKdYWTk

#creepy #story #nosleep

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

Godzilla vs. Satan - who would win? If this battle occurred in an urban area, what would the collateral damage be like?

(Don't worry - this question is completely hypothetical. It is extremely unlikely that this fight would ever happen)

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

Horses that can do math, gorillas that use sign language, chimpanzees raised as humans: No animals have ever used their communication skills to ask a question. Except for Alex the Parrot. Why can't I be like Alex?

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[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

1) Steal a car
2) Ride it to the black edge of the board
3) ...
4) Profit

https://t.co/za2iGsQWO8

#ShortStory #Chess #Surreal #nosleep

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

Now that GPT-4o is out, I think I should point out where this is all headed:

https://t.co/QAoPUNVCEv

#LLM #Sexbot #AIgirlfriend #butlerianJihad #GPT4o #OpenAI #SamAltman

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

I am the second-from-the-top Google result for the search term "Dumpy Diddle." I have peaked.

#winning #llm #meme #dumpydiddle #peaked

[Peter Frost David @PeterFrostDavid]

Issue #3 of The New Kind of Monster newsletter is out! https://t.co/kMbpBDOSX4
#scifi #horror #fiction #monsters #nosleep #creepy