Pistol Pete

All I know is that I don’t know nothin’

[the midnight joneser @MidnightJoneser]

Get your ass on the treadmill porky

[Buster Cretin @turbopisser]

Aw geeze, Lois, dis is worse den da time I was captured at da Battle of Sedan.

[r ⚢ @viianwich]

just checked ur account omg you big as hell get out her car

[casey at the bat @thebenchesclear]

i never considered that mr met was jewish. maybe i’m a bad person

[MikedUpSports @MikedUpSports1]

Doctor who

[Caj @cajacs]

When I’ve got 12 at the blackjack table

[June @HoodieBrunson]

Fine I’ll get Russell Wilson off the Giants myself

[Kevduit @Kevduit]

I'm seeing a lot of people trying out Fallout New Vegas for the first time, but not sure how to get to the city.

Instead of going around the whole map, this route cuts the journey in half

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unc taking this too serious

[SPOOKY EVIL MORGAN 🫀 @MORGANGOREWHORE]

the shit your mom sends you after stealing $2000 from your college savings

[Pistol Pete @PeterGype]

@heyitsamburr Banger tweet

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you????

[Hallowed @Hallowed66]

i love the character arc that bobby goes through

[nugget chef (mayor of the 209) @jayhaykid]

Thank god the Mets paid Juan Soto nearly $800 million or otherwise they would've been no-hit on Wednesday, August 6, 2025.