John

Something of a Writer.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

@ChiSoxFanMike That's an offseason idea. Can't do that this deadline.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

@DawngMalone Kay gives them at least chance to win every game. He's been perfectly fine. This fanbase just has strange expectations for him.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

@AJNavarro58 @MoccBomb Braden Montgomery isn't exactly expendable

[John @PeterIsSlow]

The problem with cities is a certain demographic who lives there

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Baby’s First Urbanism: The problem with cities is capitalism!

Beginner Urbanism: The problem with cities is boomers!

Basic Urbanism: The problem with cities is zoning!

Intermediate Urbanism: The problem with cities is the system of property taxes assessing the value of improvements upon the land instead of the land itself only

Advanced Urbanism: The problem with cities is public schools

[John @PeterIsSlow]

Athletes shouldn't take discounts. Get paid. But also.... stop saying you're willing to take less. You're not. We all know you're not. It's okay.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

"iLl TaKe A dIsCoUnT tO hElP tHe TeAm"

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

5 x $18.8M

Now the NHL’s highest-paid player (AAV)

[John @PeterIsSlow]

The problem is that people have in fact become stupid

[『MrN I G T A S T R O MMan』 @TheStrxggler]

This is definitely a physical representation of game devs think that gamers are stupid. Yellow Paint Coded.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

He still can't not look at the chat lol

[DAILY @HALALK0]

SNEAKO recreates the Alex Jones meme for the third time... 😭💀

[John @PeterIsSlow]

This is like a homeless person calling you broke.

It's just not the same

[DAILY @HALALK0]

SNEAKO recreated the Alex Jones meme again... 💀😭

[John @PeterIsSlow]

You're in luck. We have protein ice cream now (it tastes like shit)

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i don’t WANT protein i want ICE CREAM FOR DINNER

[John @PeterIsSlow]

I kinda like when marvel goes schizo

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Ryan Reynolds reveals the color of his Deadpool costume for SDCC:

“Jean Grey”

[John @PeterIsSlow]

Restructure the punters signing bonus and create 50 million in space. It isnt real.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

Guys the salary cap has legitimately never been real. Anyone who tells you. Team has no room is making it up.

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Am I tripping or do they have an infinite salary cap

[John @PeterIsSlow]

@intentionalisms @hecubian_devil Yes but you're just gonna call it fascist

[John @PeterIsSlow]

Literally what evidence is there to suggest to a potential violent criminal that violence will not be tolerated?

What. Is the the soft on crime policing? Is it the Whole 8 hours the might spend in a cell for a night? The corrupt judges that continue to release them?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Chicago's new solution to crime: Signs on the CTA that say violence is illegal. NOT satire.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

The British empire should be celebrated for the amount of history they preserved mindless backwards retards in Africa and the Middle East.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

The destruction of antiquities, art, and cultural heritage throughout the Middle East is devastating. A deliberate effort to erase thousands of years of history that existed before Islam.

No history, no civilization, no memory, no future.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

Kabbalah meeting

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

Ahead of Sen. Lindsey Graham's funeral, Netanyahu and Zelensky were seen speaking.

[John @PeterIsSlow]

Holliday is 22. The story is not written in him yet for sure.

Basallo is decent. Beavers is a playable outfielder.

Everyone else? Those dudes stink. They're barely MLB level players

[John @PeterIsSlow]

Orioles are such a clear example of why not to prospect hug. This is the group from 2024. When the Sox were shopping Cease I remember so many of these names being brought up as "untouchable" or "overpays"

Where'd they get you?

[SleeperMLB @SleeperMLB]

The Orioles have had conversations with other teams on Adley Rutschman, Jackson Holliday, and Colton Cowser, per @JeffPassan

“This young core that they brought together that they thought was going to take them to the promise land just has not performed to the level expected.”

[John @PeterIsSlow]

It's kinda insane not to option Schultz for an extra arm right now

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

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