Peter Andre

I tweet of the pompatus of love.

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Just joined Lapsed Christian Mingle — it’s been great! They match you with someone you don’t like and then your mother calls and guilts you into dating them

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all my inside jokes for the coming year will be quotes from this article so plz read if you would like to continue communicating with me https://t.co/rsYXkyWinI

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@gacdrifters I think he’s one of the guys in this song https://t.co/edhD9gRMr3

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New website coming soon? Or have I lost my mind tracking the Zodiac Killer? YOU BE THE JUDGE

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@HBO how close were you to calling this Bad Pope

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@colorprisms you mean #1 party school as decided by Playboy magazine JMU

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v excited for tonight's Westworld finale, where we discover that Arnold was inspired to create the park after doing the mannequin challenge

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DUBUHYA DUBUHYA DUBUHYA DOT https://t.co/8FpUioD8zG

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is bob dylan negging the nobel prize committee

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If October 4 is not #NationalCBRadioDay I'm giving up on these hashtag holidays forever

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Spaces😎count😳towards😇the😚140☹️character💃limit!🍗Don't🍲waste🍳them!🏋Use🚌that🐣primo🏟real🔮estate🗿for📤MORE CONTENT✂️🏧©™

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am now at an age that when I post a meme, it results in its decline in popularity

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Keep Calm and OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHI

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If u won't eat a food bc u can't spell all of its ingredients, then if u can't spell all the elements of air, you're not allowed to breathe

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v disheartened to learn Chopt will "chop" your salad but not the hands of a customer who reached over the sneeze guard, even if u ask nicely

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yes flying is cool but can we all agree that pooping on people mid-air is the far superior bird superpower

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"If I was a sculptor...but then again, no" - Elton John, or a recovering kleptomaniac thinking about pulling off a heist at the clay factory

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Jay Z is reportedly working on a response album to Lemonade, but album is a generous word for 60 minutes of off-mic sobbing

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I found her. #BeckyWithTheGoodHair

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New @GameOfThrones & aftershow! (it's when my dad calls & I retell the plot and where he's seen that 1 guy b4, you know, the 1 with the hair