Pastor P A P A

Washed-Up Improv comedian, Nazarene,
Galatians 4:16

[Pastor P A P A @PeterJHrab]

@WHOOP Just billed me for a band that has already been sent back to them. Their customer service process is deliberately and maliciously pitiful. The process has been untenably bad in a seemingly manipulative way. Utterly disappointing. Cannot unrecommend enough!

[Pastor P A P A @PeterJHrab]

Aragorn: comes on screen
Brie: : "Is that The Chosen?"

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

❤️💙

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I just backed "Flee, Mortals!" - The MCDM Monster Book for 5e on @Kickstarter https://t.co/ZI5rKKSAje

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Me: Why can't we make beautiful music together?
Brie: Because you're not beautiful.

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Norm MacDonald was one of comedy's greats.
He fought cancer for 10 years without letting it slow him down. He wanted us to laugh because he was funny, not out of pity.
RIP, Norm. One of the greats.

[Pastor P A P A @PeterJHrab]

The new kid caught a ball to force a jailbreak.
Answer me that, atheists

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facebook just recommended an AMV for me
dont text

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@Timmy_Miller98 Etad s'yadot

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Brie's 1st time on @rue21's website:
Rue 21 is for baby prostitutes.

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Loving your partner the way they need instead of the way you prefer is the key.

[Pastor P A P A @PeterJHrab]

What being an enneagram 2 engaged to a 4 looked like today:
This afternoon I held her head to my chest and whispered to her that she is not a burden, she is enough, she is okay
Tonight she made me look her in the eyes while she told me she loved me and I wasn't allowed to reply

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54 degrees in the trailer this morning.
Needless to say, I'm wide awake at 6 am.

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@joshhelm7 Graduate then

[Public Universal Em @em_uggghhh]

Wearing a mask isn’t a liberty issue, it’s a kindness issue.

[Mitch Wilks @mwilks116]

Quarantine read # 2

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@MHaro23 If you work hard despite the fear and the failure, you will eventually possess a skill which you truly earned. You will not feel "lucky" about the success, it will feel like you deserve it. The progress, the wins, the breakthrough: all from your sweat.
Keep grinding, brother!

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I move out of my parents house tomorrow.
Wild

[Public Universal Em @em_uggghhh]

if u get all “heckin uwu doggo” in my presence rn i swear to god i’ll knock you down so hard it’ll make u taste sound