Peter J Story

Author of Things Grak Hates--a cross between Animal Farm and A Confederacy of Dunces. Account has no affiliation with other entities.

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@ValentinaForUSA @libsoftiktok I think that describes most folks in government.

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@EndWokeness People have woken up from the lunacy of TDS and the appeal will go through. He'll sue for the hell they put him through, Minnesota will go bankrupt and kick out their leftist leaders. Then the healing will begin.

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@PlayStation @dwardlozano @call_me_xavii @silentgear1 @MrioMoreno5 @rumunskibugarin @UnlimitedGamesX It's unfortunate that you've become scammy in your 30s. And your customer service is atrocious.

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@PlayStation So they leave no option. It seems I'll have to return the system and get an XBox. Which is a shame, because I've been playing PS since the original.

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Oh no, @PlayStation is scammy! I just bought a digital only PS5 Pro and purchased Helldivers 2. Everyone said it was a great game, but not that it required a subscription to play. Now PS says pay more money or eat the loss! Is that a scam?

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@PlayStation And they could be polite on chat, but their customer support is atrocious. And they could give me a path for escalation, but they refuse to. And they could let me leave feedback about the chat, but they don't.

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@mazemoore @wren_mccoy @RWMaloneMD Psych and Poirot

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@SenJoniErnst That ratio should tell you that you're on your way out of office if you continue on this path. Might already be too late.

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@kirawontmiss Imagine blowing yourself so hard that you're convinced anyone cares about your shitty artsy-fartsy decision to delay the release of your movie.

2115: here it is--the long-awaited film!
Everyone: meh

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@goddek Who*

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@elonmusk It's like some sort of AI net in the sky.

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@BeverlyGoff8377 @stock_RIP @matt_vanswol @TaniaIone @BOACA2024 Hurricanes aren't a covered loss. Wind and hail are. So if the house has wind or hail damage, then the claim is approved.

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Hi Senator @SenTedCruz ,

As a Texas resident, can you please explain your thoughts on who you're voting for to lead the Senate? I voted for you in the 2016 primary, but I've supported Trump since then. I'd like to see big changes and he needs Senate support.

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@RealAlexJones I want that truck.

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@AJamesMcCarthy @elonmusk We need parking lots to be covered with solar panels. Kill two birds with one stone. Maybe even kill an actual bird with reflective heat while we're at it.

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@XRPspider @JackPosobiec I worked at McDonald's as a teen. During heavy shifts, we often had a part-time rich, snobby, airhead girl working just fries. It was like a two-hour shift, then she would go home.

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@ScottAdamsSays Lol, who? And follow-up question--who cares?