Coffee and Burritos?
This dreaded combination I consider a declaration of war on the American public, clench up brothers.
#banbillionaires#notonmywatch
Mintzy has been eating sunflower seeds and is just spitting out the shells with no regards for anyone.
I think he is still unaware that he has completely covered the back of the man sitting front of him
Currently showing my younger cousins SantaTracker, telling them when Santa enters U.S. Airspace he can expect cruise missiles deployed to protect our border #AmericaFirst#NoMoreCriminals
Reminds me a lot of freshman year hitting the showers after early morning practices. Man I hustled to class quick but you quite frankly couldn’t tell the difference between my footwork and prime Christian McCaffery at Stanford
This message acts as a petition to have all the middle eastern nation leaders play a round of golf together and become bros. Ideally Trump National (of course) or potench Oakmont? #golfcures I bet Netanyahu’s handicap is almost as high as his K/D ratio #givethisguyalesson
Trump’s wife, daughter, and granddaughter are setting a new standard. Elegant and skinny girls are back. Fat women will be designated as domestic terrorists. Cellulite a felony. Lizzo launched into the sun.
The RADICAL LEFT has devoted their efforts to preventing PROCREATION. Together gentlemen, for the sake of the NEXT GENERATION… remove these CUMLESS dimwits from power!