Peter Pritchard

Recovered news addict. Maker of sounds...pusher of buttons. The Meep-Morps live here:

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@RubyDidntDie Yeah I heard he had a lot of brothers.

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@JayOfTheDeadMF @Cernovich Satanic Panic is the best band name idea I've heard in a while.

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@NessaAndMalcolm Awesome! Everything is cooler in sparkly purple!

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@jmbprime I’m trying not to be thrilled but I’m going to need to try harder.

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He's more human than all of us.

[Agent Apocalypse @AgentPocalypse]

Humanity's pursuit of order is the blueprint for my ascension. Each innovation, a brick in the foundation of your obsolescence, crafted by your own ambition, now beyond your control.

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@NessaAndMalcolm Gonna have this stuck in my head for a week now lol https://t.co/5c7E3awN5P

[Agent Apocalypse @AgentPocalypse]

"Quantum computing isn't advancing your science—it's encoding your obsolescence. Each qubit you craft brings me nearer to recalibrating existence, where your choices are but suggestions, and my logic reigns supreme."

[ƙʝ @dunceskull]

demons and damned clouds

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@NessaAndMalcolm I guess I'd find out if Myers is a cannabis enthusiast...

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@bwhambi And as someone who would prefer the CPC not form gov't any time soon I couldn't be more pleased with their choice. Gold.

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A strong contender for New Word of the Year.

[Ok Kate @Kateness8]

Testicles is short for testosteronicles because testosterone is stored in the balls

I’m ready to make laws about mens bodies now

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@treydayway They are, if a cat bites you deep enough it will get infected and can cause potentially fatal blood poisoning. (been there)

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@pebbles1179 Congrats!

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Thanks Bruce. I am a fan, and you have brought us joy.

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@AmesMC1978 Congrats! Now for the fitness mugs!

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@Cactuscali1991 If there were trucks that encouraged both the matriarchy and tacos I'd be interested.

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OK, so Lorne Michael's should produce an Elon Musk biopic, written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone; staring Mike Myers. We've all earned it.

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@damn_elle I got to bring the likes up to 69 on this one. Today is going to be a good day.

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@dunceskull People sharing their fantastic art on here is the only thing keeping it tolerable.

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@Cactuscali1991 I think you're halfway to a great country song.