Braincel Perturabo

I am the IRON of my Sword
IRON is my Body and IRON is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand SONS,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain

[Braincel Perturabo @PeterTurbo69]

And he gets to be the builder of The Imperial Palace!? What a sick joke!

[Brigitte Stark @downinreverse]

@PandasAndVidya I've got just the cat for her

[The Return of the Ping @PandasAndVidya]

> hoarded

They...they really do think food just comes from the grocery store.

[Tony Sneedprano 🤟🇮🇹🥩🍝🍕🤌🦆🐎🍳🥃🤟 @TonySneedprano]

grandma when she sees how much bigger you've gotten since last Christmas:

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

No greater symbol of downfall than the Googlification of one's 40-year-old, universally recognized logo.

[Moe Lord Kaito Kai Ni @Kaito_KaiNi]

WRONG

[risnerking🌿 @risnerking]

Kachow

[Skeeter Mcbeaver @That0ddB0y]

I ♥️ feastables

[Witch's Hex 🧙🏻 ✨ 🎃 @DoomerCoomer]

"Garrett, this is called redstone"

"Redstone? sounds like a bunch of mumbo jumbo"

"excuse me guys but neither of you have been flirting with women have you? because that's abuse, and I will have to put out a statement denouncing you"

[Witch's Hex 🧙🏻 ✨ 🎃 @DoomerCoomer]

EERRM BASED??

[Witch's Hex 🧙🏻 ✨ 🎃 @DoomerCoomer]

most exciting American road vs the most mundane British road

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

submitted by @shrek2fanboy

[Fenrir the Ice Wolf @Fenrirtheicewo1]

“The UN wants to protect children”

Go F#% yourself if you actually think that. Because no one with a brain buys it.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Wistfully using the buttplug of the wife who left you, something so tragically romantic about that, like a scene out of wuthering heights (never read it but always assumed a lot of butt stuff in it)

[Just Rock Content @JustRockContent]

“Girls, Girls, Girls” - Mötley Crüe
https://t.co/DUw67tr2mR

[Best Steam Profiles @steam_best_prof]

Do you mean hell yeah?