Wario Speedwagon

@Twitch streamer on hiatus. Just dumb tweets for now.

[Wario Speedwagon @PeterVersus]

I’m PeterVersus on bisky too btw

[bear @wriocake]

this is humiliating

[Xianyang City Bureaucrat @XianyangCB]

There's a guy on Xiaohongshu whose whole thing is drawing family guy characters in scenes from Chinese history and it's great. (This is Liu Bang kicking his kids out of his chariot to escape the Chu army at Pengcheng.)

[Chevy “look at my dog” Ray @ChevyRay]

Me and @NoelFB added flaming jump boots to Ocarina of Time, so I made a supercut of our shenanigans: https://t.co/uvCBnIJHaI

[derek davison @dwdavison]

many of you people are depraved maniacs, writes The Atlantic’s senior legal child killing correspondent

[David Wengrow @davidwengrow]

Every so often a colleague writes to tell me #TheDawnOfEverything is now a core teaching text for students taking archaeology/anthropology - even entire courses designed around the book.
A great legacy for David Graeber: he’d have been so pleased!

[Jathan Sadowski @jathansadowski]

And it's absolutely hilarious that even with all that post-production work, this Coke commercial created with generative AI still looks like total dog shit. Without the "created by AI" handicap, this video would never see daylight and the design team would be fired.

[Sunlight of Astora @SunlightCosplay]

Miyazaki has a chance to do the funniest shit ever

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

Like it seems clear at this point that masking is a good protection and that strategically it is also too dependent on an individual (somewhat uncomfortable) act to end the pandemic. I can't fault anyone for being bitter about that; I also want an actual solution...

[Wario Speedwagon @PeterVersus]

@99percent_off_ Hell yeah, congrats!

[Wario Speedwagon @PeterVersus]

https://t.co/IwKZW04Q4D

[Wario Speedwagon @PeterVersus]

My friend Athena is raising money for surgery while she can. Please help out if you’re able (link in thread):

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

It’s funny how everytime some rich consultant scapegoats college kids, trans people or some other vague woke boogeyman it’s presented as some edgy truth telling “tough medicine”. It’s the most popular scapegoat after every election! It’s not brave to deflect blame from yourself!

[Wario Speedwagon @PeterVersus]

At least set up a separate network for your smart devices

[Wario Speedwagon @PeterVersus]

This is me

[lauren @laurenashastro]

the problem is you all have iphone boyfriends who want to be influencers when you should be dating a guy who worries about where your data is going and won’t let you install smart devices in your house

[Nea "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

It will be ok eventually even if its really not right now. but until it is ok, here’s avideo of director/comedian/actor/painter Takeshi Kitano (AKA Beat Takeshi) tapdancing to “Stand By Me”

[Wario Speedwagon @PeterVersus]

Only recently learned it existed, so I assumed it was bad but it’s good

[Wario Speedwagon @PeterVersus]

The MacGruber show is really good?