@HMRCcustomers I recently went online to see whether I have a tax payment due to be made and discovered I have been deregistered for Self-Assessment. Why?
Another musical treat this evening. The Orchestra of the Americas at #Odessa Opera Theatre. #HobartEarle conducting. #Villalobos Bachianas Brasileiras no.2, #Barber Violin Concerto, #Bernstein Symphony No.2 and a funky Latin jam as an encore. Woohoo!
"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?"
"No- wait, Dracula?"
"Yes!"
"You're vampires?"
"Yes. We have pamphlets."
"Vampires have missionaries?"
"Where else would new vampires come from?"
"I assumed you bit people."
"There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?"
“If England get beaten so will she.”
Domestic violence increases by 26% when #England play, 38% when England lose.
If you need help today you can call the UK Domestic Helpline on 0800 970 2070.
Powerful campaign by @_NCDV
#WorldCup#ENGCRO#CROvENG#EnglandvsCroatia
Disgusting behaviour by the #UK Home Office. Nasty and heartless. #May's policies. Yet again, ashamed of what my country has become #Windrush https://t.co/SkHZXqM5fy
Really enjoying #CunkOnBritain. Lovely fun poked at all the sacred cows of British history. And no opportunity missed to have a dig at the "Take Back Control" brigade! #BBC#satire#mockumentary#Cunk https://t.co/3a1CUtW731