Peter FitzSimons

Author. Journalist. Notable troll magnet. President of the Extreme Centre Party.

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

My new book, The Race to the Top of the World, is out this October. It’s the epic true story of George Mallory and Edmund Hillary and the quest to be the first to summit Everest. You can pre-order your copy here: https://t.co/RxzZC41Vg2

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

Genius

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

These conservatives are really going through it

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

Yikes -- CNN broadcast video footage of an Arlington guard yelling at a group with Pete Hegseth to "MAINTAIN SILENCE ... PAY RESPECT!" after someone started laughing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier!

DAMN! 😬

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

Lest We Forget

[Troy Cassar-Daley @troycassardaley]

I was in transit for Remembrance Day at 11am, sorry for the late post , but I get drawn to this pic of my Nan’s Brother Clifford Donelly who served in WW2
Signed up very young but died from tuberculosis when he got back from the horrors of Changi .
Never got to meet him
Xx

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

You seem nice, Carl.
How long now, have you been an Ambassador for the Hard Right? Enjoying it? Ever wish you'd stayed at school longer?

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

I am guessing your degrees were in Fahrenheit, yes, not Celsius?

[OnTheBeach @OnTheBe34508868]

@Peter_Fitz Not sure if you've seen Jesse Welles - equally damning but in a different tone!
https://t.co/QGlMIXhvoc

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

Which was banned in Australia, from memory?

[JudyR. @Jasonsmumr]

@Peter_Fitz Yep. Sounds a bit like ‘Why’d Ya Do It’

[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

Such a great story. From our finest generation.
https://t.co/GsDGG5Qjra

[S.E. Cupp @secupp]

In case you’re keeping score, Things that died this week:

The Republican majority 
JD Vance’s political future
Election denialism
A Red Texas
Russell Brand’s freedom
Laura Loomer’s podcast
Trump on the ballot
LIV golf
Mike Johnson’s relevance
NY 21’s dignity
Katie Miller’s voting ability 
The “manosphere”
Cyber trucks
Susie Wiles’s NDA 
MAGA influencers’ Iran war support
“Total immunity”
Pete Hegseth’s sobriety
Mid-census redistricting 
Elon’s $500 million
Vivek Ramaswamy’s concession call 
TPUSA
Susan Collins’ “concerns”

But don’t worry…it’s nothing Stephen Miller can’t solve.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

The entire world was rooting for us: all around the world people are in tears over Americans saving their democracy from the authoritarian tyranny of Trump and Republicans.

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

EXACTLY!

[Keagan Federici @FedericiKeagan]

@Peter_Fitz It’s remarkable how a man can be so blokey yet such a pompous snob.

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

Precisely. And all the more obvious when their grammar is shot to pieces.

[MissAnnThropist 🖤💛❤️🙈🙉🙊 @justanuthatweet]

@Peter_Fitz Anyone who has to brag about having degrees/double degrees to people they dont know on social media, almost always have never set foot in a tertiary education facility in their lives.

[Greg Wolfe @GregWolfe64]

@Peter_Fitz This 👇has a touch of Europe (the 80's band) about it. 😂
https://t.co/qY97Kq587D

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

It is fair enough that this is your KPI.
on that reckoning though, how do you think Donald Trump is going?

[The Amorphic Baron @DaleKupris]

@Martina He will be helping himself to the money pot in no time. Check his bank account when he goes into office and when he leaves. It will be an eye opener I suspect. And make sure to look out for money in other countries and jurisdictions.

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

This man is brilliant

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

TAXIIIII!~

[Tobes56 @Tobes56184128]

😆 Apologies for the boxing reference, but I'd call that a TKO.

[Kirsti Miller @KirstiMiller30]

@IndiaWilloughby @Peter_Fitz

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

Tks John. It's getting a very moving reaction.

[John Dean @JohnDean_]

What a great story for Remembrance Day @Peter_Fitz https://t.co/WhIbuAE7L4

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

I am guessing your degrees were in Fahrenheit, yes, not Celsius?

[SNOW @snowwhite7000]

@Peter_Fitz All of you on here hating on Carl! You are demented so is Peter scarf man!! I have a double degree and have worked hard all my life!!! My parents are immigrants who worked hard all their lives!! I too was always a Liberal supporter!! I stand with Carl! Pauline all the way!🧡🧡