✨Krystopher✨

just a handsome potato drowning in student debt. I get paid to put cucumbers on a shelf. 21. FTM. Maryland. Icon: @thyfanyron

[✨Krystopher✨ @Peter_Pants_]

@aDrive_tK @PokemonGoApp @NianticLabs Hopefully for halloween/October we can get some bug shinys 🎃 🕷

[✨Krystopher✨ @Peter_Pants_]

@PokemonGoApp yo can we get a shiny bug type??? Maybe for october since Halloween 🎃 🕷 bug type is the only type without a shiny

[aDrive @aDrive_tK]

How many RTs to get Shiny Caterpie (or any Bug shiny) put in Pokemon Go @PokemonGoApp @NianticLabs ??

Bug type is the ONLY type in #PokemonGo without a SHINY. You just announced Chikorita and still no bug shinies...

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

@Golden_NoteMN @aDrive_tK Minnie and Paul... err, we mean... Minun and Plusle (yeah, Gen. III, we went there)!

[✨Krystopher✨ @Peter_Pants_]

@Pokemon ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

[✨Krystopher✨ @Peter_Pants_]

@aDrive_tK @shirific you should enter! Maybe luck is on youre side and can get a switch!!

[aDrive @aDrive_tK]

Feeling generous and hyped about the new Pokemon Switch Titles!

I'll give away 1 brand New Nintendo Switch to a random person who:

1.) Retweets this tweet
2.) Follows me on Twitter
3.) Tags another Pokemon Fan

Good luck and let's get hyped for Pokemon: Let's Go Pikachu!

[✨Krystopher✨ @Peter_Pants_]

Man I love depression

[✨Krystopher✨ @Peter_Pants_]

@aDrive_tK *mixes both together

The odds of a baby born in the us have a 1/1000 chance of being intersex

[✨Krystopher✨ @Peter_Pants_]

@Pokemon Played pokemon yellow before I could read, now how did my 4 year old self beat the game? I have no idea

[✨Krystopher✨ @Peter_Pants_]

*surounded by sailors talking navy lingo*

Me: I know how to make bannana bread

[aDrive @aDrive_tK]

SHINY HUNTING! MY EASY BUTTON IS BIGGER THAN YOURS: https://t.co/ygWnXFMpoH via @YouTube

[✨Krystopher✨ @Peter_Pants_]

*news flash*

If your kid/grandkid/person related to you says stop touching them you do NOT HAVE THE RIGHT to keep touching them

[✨Krystopher✨ @Peter_Pants_]

*walks into AA meeting*

Hello my name is Krystopher I'm addicted to Taco Bell's fiesta potatoes

[✨Krystopher✨ @Peter_Pants_]

"Who is Spoink's great grandfather?"
-my mom asking me very late at night and a little tipsy

[✨Krystopher✨ @Peter_Pants_]

Rowan quote of the day

"I'm gonna eat ice cream from a zip lock bag because I dont want to do dishes"

[✨Krystopher✨ @Peter_Pants_]

Shiny lycanroc! #ShinyPokemon #pokemon

[✨Krystopher✨ @Peter_Pants_]

"He has the voice of a siren but a body of a potato"

-Rowan quote of the day

[✨Krystopher✨ @Peter_Pants_]

I love when I'm ordering food And the server is like "are you sure it may be a bit spicy for you" and I look them in the eye "try me"

[✨Krystopher✨ @Peter_Pants_]

Yoooooooo getting my name changed???