Pete Austin

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

🚨BREAKING: Italian manager Samuele Allardici is the shock candidate for the Tottenham managerial vacancy.

[LibertyJ @LibertyJen]

Haha. This is great.

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

😂😂😂

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

This is the best Netflix tv show I've ever seen in recent years.

[The Spurs Express @TheSpursExpress]

🎙️| Ange Postecoglou on the possibility of players being attracted to join #Tottenham if they secure Champions League football:

"I don’t want those players. Because they don’t want to come to Tottenham… they want to go to a Champions League club. I signed Micky van de Ven this year — he’s not a bad player is he? And we were in the Champions League? No.
I don’t want those players. That’s a beautiful discussion for me to have. That’s one of the discussions I have: Why do you want to come to Tottenham? Because if you want Champions League football and that’s all you want, you don’t want to come to Tottenham; you just want to go to a Champions League club.
I want people to come to Tottenham who know this club, know the challenge we’ve got — and we do have a challenge, we’re different to other clubs in that we haven’t had success for a while — so I’m looking for a certain type of character. One that’s going to say: 'You know what, they’re not in the Champions League but if I win something with them, that could mean something for my career and to me. So I’m up for that fight'.
That’s part of the discussion. I don't think that makes a difference to me in terms of the players. We’ve had two windows so far and I haven’t had an issue bringing the players I want to this club even though we’re not in the Champions League."

[John Odyssey @NewSpudsAndEggs]

@suzPOV The greatest video of all time

[Pints Of Beauty @PintsBeauty]

Amen Sir 🙏

[Chris Cowlin @ChrisCowlin]

The assist from Donley and the goal from Santiago 👏

#COYS #THFC

[The Spurs Express @TheSpursExpress]

🎙️| Ange Postecoglou on a supercomputer saying #Spurs have a less than 0.1% chance of winning the title this season:

"A supercomputer! Does it go to a phone booth and change into something else from just a normal computer? What did it say, 0.1%? So we've got a chance then! Let’s go for it. No problems, no issues with that, we’ve got a chance."

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Excavator team work 👷‍♂️🤝🏼👷‍♂️

[Fletch @ItsMeFletch_]

Absolutely fucking brilliant… 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂�

[Last Word On Spurs @LastWordOnSpurs]

🚨🚨𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍! | Tottenham Hotspur may be able to get a deal for Chelsea midfielder Conor Gallagher sorted before the end of the January transfer window.

📺[@David_Ornstein via @SkySportsNews]

#THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

Man with Beard on Xmas Day

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

Dads on Christmas Morning

[DAN @YidVids]

Well said, Ange 🫡.

The fawning from the club’s media and higher ups on ‘oooh we play good football’ or internal employees/directors suggesting “we’ve got our Tottenham back” because we press the football has been a embarrassing at times.

It’s always been about more than that.

[James Black @thevoiceofspurs]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
The FA have called Haalands behaviour “disgraceful” and have decided to dock Everton 8 points

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Thoughts?

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

Your Mate Brings His Kid to the Pub

[UB1UB2 West London (Southall) @UB1UB2]

Wait for it