PETERDINGWALL

if you can’t be good, be good at it.

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

If I was a post man and saw this I’d take so much pleasure in ramming as much junk mail through that box as possible. Triple junk mail!!

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

I’m gonna say it…

Nobody cares that you’ve got the covid.

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

@__seanmac__ So far not yet. How come?

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

If this happened right now the British government would make unprecedented decisive action that will come into effect next Friday.

[Za M. Bee @pinkmattur]

What would you do in this situation? https://t.co/icujgO0Fns

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

We need to start judging books by their covers again.

[Wayne. @Wayne57072607]

⛔️BREAKING NEWS⛔️

Former Conservative councillor David Smith has been found guilty of child sex abuse.

He has been remanded in custody and will be sentenced on May 16.

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

@JohnSwinney Poor Pitlochry

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

Someone keep an eye on the eagle stone

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

These turkey dinosaurs are making me feel sick

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

@bobsyshambs

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

Another sad sad day for Scotland living in a country filled with massive pussies.

[STV News @STVNews]

Scots will need licence to buy or use fireworks under proposed new law. https://t.co/6bVP6e6M8B

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

Already seen this tweet 7 times prepare to see this once a week for the rest of ur life

[Danish @ShahDanish_]

How the fuck has Ricky Gervais created The office, Derek and After life in a same lifetime.

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

The whole weatherspoons fiasco is a great example of how almost everyone my age just jumps on the latest bandwagon believing so strongly there this super intelligent being with extremely high morals when in actual fact there just really really stupid.

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

My favourite part of the pandemic was when people said they would never ever under any circumstances step food in a weatherspoons ever again, and then immediately went to weatherspoons

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

More people have died from food poisoning from eating turkey that’s gone off than have died from omicron. End this nonsense now.

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

@alimacdonald6 Says it all tosser

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

@RowenMcgilp17 Real men pay full price.

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

@joannarenwick_ You are sooo random omg

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

She has a tapestry on her bedroom wall 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[PETERDINGWALL @Peterdingwall_]

Your bird is on first name terms with the bouncers at the club