Peter Stone

IT consultant. Likes travel, music, films and martial arts.

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Check out the Bowie Barbie Giveaway! https://t.co/16eheweoet

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Good advise for travelllers :) http://t.co/GJI8j5ji0C

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When someone says "I love eating!" do they actually think there are people who don't?

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New York, London, Paris, Munich, everybody's talkin' 'bout where to go next.

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Hey Sky,please reconnect my Internet today!Not sure why it takes so long,I didnt even change my phone number!My 3G allocation gets very low.

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Why when u move house do those important objects that u always knew where to find,suddenly become untraceable;lost forever in a sea of boxes

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I need a shower! I mean I need to install my shower, then at last I can TAKE a shower.

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My new wireless ultra-portable door bell plays Tubular bells,Bohemian Rhapsody,& Moonlight Sonata..but nowhere is there a simple Ding Dong!!

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My PC is so old & slowI like to think of 1 PC year=15 human years.My PC is now 75.Soon it will pass over to a better place.

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Has just learnt that you should always read the manual even when its only Super Mario.

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Order omelette,wait 20 mins,watch waitress try to find person who ordered it.Its fun & I just claimed 10 of them but she forgot the onion!

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One hour on the phone speaking to 4 different people and listening to numerous call waiting tones only to be told I need to fill out a form!

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Need to get out of here!!

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Why do I always have so many things to do?

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Finally found where I have to go tomorrow, Google got it wrong, but walking around the map I found it! Thanks,

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Watching someone play video games is so boring!

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No bonfire party to go to.So we make our own party and look to the skies.

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Wondering how Dyson can expect anyone to pay £130 for a hand held vacuum cleaner plus another £40 if you want attachments?

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Has rediscovered the pleasure of Marmite on toast after eating so many Twiglets over Christmas.

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Has 187 + 1 emails to read!!