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[M @Petes317]

@WHOAbyck Dinner. Cook to desired temp using propane torch (pictured right). I thought this was clear.

[M @Petes317]

@WHOAbyck IT’S PORTLANDIA

[M @Petes317]

@meghanllorraco You solved it.

[M @Petes317]

@WHOAbyck Copy that. Over and out

[M @Petes317]

Not sure which post is more important to me right now.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.

[Dwight Schrute @SchruteSays]

"You drive, I got a car full of fox meat."

[M @Petes317]

Roller coaster: the fast way to slide your drink across the wooden coffee table while avoiding the formation of water rings.

[M @Petes317]

Don't even try watching tv at 9:21 a.m. All the good channels are on commercial breaks and you'll be bored and forced to tweet about it.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Where I come from there are two types of men. Those who ain't, and those who are knee high on a grasshopper.

[M @Petes317]

Well this post was a good effort.....

[M @Petes317]

@Petes317: I don't know why I choose the amount of time that I do for the microwave. It's like the numbers choose me. #1:38

[M @Petes317]

Crentist.

[Sammy @SammyAvBets]

I will never forget Jadeveon Clowney coming into our apt junior yr and screaming at Adam to wake up, inches from his face @Petes317 lolol

[M @Petes317]

"2 marg...herita pizzas. 2 margherita pizzas. And 2 margaritas."
"This is a Pizza Hut."
"Okay...just the margaritas. And that cookie pizza"

[M @Petes317]

@DrewOnTheRadio #brunch

[I Wear Local @iwearlocal]

Check out our new COW! If Local was a burrito, see how Marisa would make that burrito:
http://t.co/Kjuac2Znjn

[M @Petes317]

...and then he makes you FaceTime his cat because he's had enough...