Pete Norman

People and trees. Both fascinating, both buggers to work with.

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@holland_tom He was probably concerned about how to pronounce your name.

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@Feargal_Sharkey I really wish I'd put a fiver on you becoming the UK's most vocal water cleanliness activist & Chalk Stream defender back in the 1970s. Any bets you regret not placing?

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@Nigel_Farage When exactly was the last time you had a proper, full-time job that wasn't in Politics?

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@BorisJohnson Have you ever done anything, in your entire life, without fucking it up? I'll include marriages & getting dressed.

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@IsabelOakeshott @PolitlcsUK Remind me again how many Political parties Farage has been a member of, and / or leader of, and quit? As an added bonus, tell us when he last had a proper, full-time job not connected to politics?

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@DrJaninaRamirez As a kid, I had a vibrating / dancing 6" tall, rubber Disney Robin Hood Figure. People have told me they haven't always been used for the purpose for which they were designed.

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@DrJaninaRamirez Every single English person I've known with the names Robin or Hood, who's been given the other name (or Hoody) as a nickname. Apart from the bloke called HMS or Admiral, who had some really fucking weird friends.

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@TiceRichard You don't pay your taxes or use apostrophes correctly, and it's not a ban on flying flags, it's a ban on certain people who are forcing it on Public property for all the wrong reasons. Why are you so fucking thick?

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@AllyFogg Some great Local Councillors, totally pointless beyond that. Win votes for not being Tories or Labour, which is a more than a bit shit tbh.

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@SarahForRuncorn Can I just take this opportunity to mention Nigel Farage and Clacton?

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@ZiaYusufUK Any one of my Parish Councillors has more political power than you, and would get the same response to this ridiculous letter. However, unlike you, they were elected to their roles & don't make up ridiculous titles for themselves.

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@RobertJenrick So, a 45 year old foreign national born, raised & schooled in the UK, who's paid NI & tax since age 16 but not taken out Nationality will cost more to employ than a 64 year old British National who's never worked, just to make you more comfortable about being xenophobic?

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@SuellaBraverman @reformparty_uk @SkyNews Are you still pissed off that your parents named you after a character from Dallas?

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@JohnCleese You're living proof that an expensive Private education followed by Oxbridge is often a total waste of money & effort.

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@Nigel_Farage So you'll be turning down all Legacy Broadcast interviews, then? Finally, some good news.

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@LBC @RachelSJohnson Talking of buses, is there any truth in the theory that her brother claimed to make model buses so Google would show that, rather than his disastrous London buses?

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@Nigel_Farage Yet another thing that hasn't happened. Now, that £5M. Was it for personal security, as a reward for Brexit, or do you have a new excuse today?

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@McAuleyDeclan Wait 'til he sees what colour the nurse doing triage at the A&E is as they put him at the back of the queue...

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@BrownBrandon503 Are you aware of what Mam means to most sane Irish people? Or that we don't feel the need to say where Belfast is?