Petey

Live from the Cursed Isles. He/him.

[Petey @PeteyMonster]

Please share your @ so I can finally transcend this accursed plane.

[Chłoddy @OfSymbols]

This propaganda, and the idea of having a photographer in the room with you for diplomatic calls, trying to focus on the correct amount of pensive face, instead of doing the job. Is fucking insane. Chilling sign of a rudderless gorp. Also needs more flags.

[Petey @PeteyMonster]

@tinscognito__ @michaeljswalker

[Petey @PeteyMonster]

@flying_rodent 10/10

[Petey @PeteyMonster]

@flying_rodent While the hardcore nerds try and dunk on this, I get you. For Corgan and the Pumpkins this feels like punishment and anguish, unrelentingly angry and sad. Yeah, it's easy to do donuts on their legacy but for their many faults they put in the work and made killer tunes.

[Nesrine Malik @NesrineMalik]

‘Do you want to bust this whole thing wide open? Because we’re all in it up to our necks’

[Petey @PeteyMonster]

This fuckin scab

[BBC Newsnight @BBCNewsnight]

“I’m really proud of people who want to contribute…their money to our politics. It is a noble pursuit.”

Wes Streeting lauds donors as he defends Keir Starmer’s decision to accept donations for hospitality.

#Newsnight

[Petey @PeteyMonster]

@mannyball_ They're not using it any more, it's just taking up space.

[Petey @PeteyMonster]

@OfSymbols

[Petey @PeteyMonster]

@Very__Regular What are you worried about THAT violence is on the periphery

[Eleanor Penny @eleanorkpenny]

Got to claim terrorism is an ideology bc if it’s a series of methodologies or technologies that are universally bad always wow it does not look good for these guys

[Chłoddy @OfSymbols]

Nick Cave is Andrew Tate for centrist dads apparently.

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

this should win a pulitzer

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

i understand the arguments for this but it seems like bad optics that the first thing this govt might achieve is making it legal to kill yourself

[Karl Hansen @karl_fh]

I find it very weird that the prime minister has a billionaire sugar daddy who buys him and his wife clothes.

[Chłoddy @OfSymbols]

“I’m as mid as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore.”

[Petey @PeteyMonster]

@garypepworth

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

I mean… Brits *are* miserable. They’re just in denial of the root cause of the love of that misery - Protestantism.

And Americans *are* too positive. They’re just in denial of the root cause of fake it till you make it - settler colonialism.

EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING.