Seby

Me being silly and delusional and sharing cause most people don’t care (they do)

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

Only read my tweets when you’re mentally unstable or else they seem weird

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

Just me and my Flonase

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

@Samyspacee That’s all I do

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

Bitches love horchata

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

My butt wants to keep farting today

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

I polish my dogs brain to maintain the smoothness

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

Gas getting so expensive I’m just gonna buy a new car every time I gotta fill up

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

I need a gay ass cup of milk rn

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

Me and my wedgie just got in bed

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

my themorrhoid itches :(

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

I’m a baka in the kitchen

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

Nick Pulos lookalike competition in my bedroom 12 AM this coming Saturday

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

When you fart and it lowkey smells vowel

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

I’m crune 😅😁

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

Chewing cud with the boys

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

I will not be falling into the tourist trap of getting a bidet because my butt needs to stay slightly dirty to maintain my masculinity

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

Used to bring home bones from finished ribs at Applebees and chew on them

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

My butt burped

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

Millions of cheese missing

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

Ironing a shirt while wearing it to save time?

[Seby @PetiteSeby]

I’m a they in all the right places