Ashley Petras

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

Thursday's Weather Rating: 1/10

SpongeBob wrote a song about being indoors and I think it was meant for days specifically like this. Feels like the lower 100's this afternoon with heat and humidity. A few isolated strong storms are possible. It sucks out. The vibes are bad.

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

And then I realized, with New York City under water, was my love life drowning too?

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

We 💙 you, @Edelman11.

[marti ⁷⁺⁸ saw bts 🇧🇪 @sugknw]

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT HARRY STYLES
#Grammys

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Meghan Markle with the royal family

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Who knew the closest I’d ever come to being a Royal would be leaving the house 2 times in 4 months #HarryandMeghanonOprah

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

brb spending the rest of my day online shopping for blue coats

[Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy]

The President of the United States incited all of this.

[no @zedonarrival]

thinking about how 2020 gave us more taylor swift studio albums than government stimulus checks

[kristen @kgass__]

My heart rate at about 300 #TheUndoing

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Black Friday is irrelevant this year. I’ve spent every single Friday since March looking online for shit I don’t need to fill a void in my life.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

How 2020 started: How it's going:

[Hilary Banks @soniamariesays]

Prince Charles: *marries a teenager with unresolved trauma*

Princess Diana: *acts like a teenager with unresolved trauma*

Prince Charles:

#TheCrown

[InStyle @InStyle]

listening to ina 👇

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Those who hide in bunkers shouldn’t criticize basements. #Debates2020

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Dark Winter is a cute little nickname I have for my seasonal depression #Debates2020

[Ashley Petras @PetrasAshley]

The fly better make an appearance on SNL this week

[Gabrielle Union @itsgabrielleu]

That fly is an American hero.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Has Pence ever let a woman finish? #VPDebate