Salacious B. Crumb

Texan, U.S. Army veteran working in aerospace. Gen X.
I'm also a part-time sci-fi writer.
MAGA MAHA FJB LFG

[Salacious B. Crumb @Petrograde2]

Hollywood is busy race-swapping Helen of Troy and calling it ‘progress.’
I’m over here giving the people what they actually asked for: Sydney Sweeney as Helen + Chris Hemsworth as Achilles.
CineSnark posters. No lectures, just The Odyssey done right. Shop’s open → https://t.co/pu4ge8g8YW
What dream cast should I snark next?"

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@heyitsmeCarolyn

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@Memesgamesrants @Breaking911

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@JayJosephVet @TheBest02548327 Let's go!

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@TaraBull I always knew this day would come... When the F did we get old?

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The time we live in...

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

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@TaraBull Same vibe.

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Visit Lindisfarne!
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@SaltyGoat17 https://t.co/xzlPjhWKO0

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Sydney Sweeney as Helen of Troy https://t.co/VP2vMMWacO

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@TaraBull I have Zendaya fatigue.

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@GuntherEagleman Now I have that stupid song in my head. Thanks. 😂

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@Arteymas_ Chris Helmsworth as Achilles. https://t.co/JLbqh2XBBN

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@TaraBull Gina is way hotter. 😃

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@Nerdrotics We need Sydney Sweeny as Helen of Troy! https://t.co/VP2vMMWacO

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Hollywood: race-swaps Helen of Troy and calls it ‘art’ 😂
Me: gives the people what they actually want — Chris Hemsworth as Achilles.
New Etsy poster just dropped. Link below. Who’s buying? 📷⚔️https://t.co/8M8SjJH6hK; #TheOdyssey #HemsworthForAchilles
Pair it with your Sydney Sweeney Helen poster.
"First I gave you Sydney Sweeney as Helen of Troy.
Now: Chris Hemsworth as Achilles.
The Iliad/ Odyssey dream team Hollywood refuses to make 📷
Tag a friend who needs these on their wall.

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@WearForbidden A real Achilles! https://t.co/JLbqh2XBBN

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@runews Sydney Sweeney as Helen of Troy! https://t.co/VP2vMMWacO

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@realnorma_kay Wait... Hear me out... https://t.co/MJO6SwNlfo

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@vicale Thanks! Followed back!